Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Okay, Here's Some Good News for a Change

The piece of sculpture (shit) in the article linked below, decorated a major highway in the Dayton, Ohio, area. It was highly disturbing and creepy as fuck. Last night, this magnificent piece of sculpture (shit) was struck by lightening and burned the fuck down. I think EVEN Jesus was offended. He took that offensive motherfucker OUT! Nothing else in the area was struck. Coincidence? I ask you.

SB is delighted. Thank God, the Lord saw fit to spare the iconic Hollywood Hustler Adult Superstore billboard across the highway.

Link to story: http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html

10 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I saw this. It's so hard not to gloat sometimes.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Yes, indeed. I drove by that shit countless times, and my jaw dropped EVERY TIME. I never got used to the shock to the system.

Steph(anie) said...

That was freaky goddamn statue.

mrs.missalaineus said...

we saw this too- love the matchsticks that were left behind!

BURN, BABY BURN!

xxalainaxxx

Syd said...

I wish that something similar would happen to South of the Border down here.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

NOTE: Actually, Nick can say WHATEVER THE FUCK he wants on my blog because he is my family and SB loves him.

Tom said...

The irony is so fucking rich, the Hustler sign goes undamaged, while "Big Butter Jesus" (as my son calls it) is destroyed. I couldn't be happier. I will be viewing the remains tonight on my way to Cincinnati for the Reds-Dodgers game, smiling and laughing my ass off the whole time! Awesome!

The Dish said...

I saw this on another page and said the exact same thing! Even Jesus was offnded by that lame shit. Cheers to great minds!

Jeannie said...

Any church with a $700,000 statue deserves to have it struck by lightning.

Mr.Mischief said...

$700,000 for a statue!?!?!...Imagine how many people that money could have helped..