tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post1032236570762845429..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: Shit SB SaysSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-43060464600212015002009-10-22T18:47:32.961-04:002009-10-22T18:47:32.961-04:00yeah but does your bat have a NAME????
i got the...yeah but does your bat have a NAME????<br /><br /><br />i got the piecemaker, a wooden ted williams model, from a customer at my old gas station job.<br /><br />i also have an aluminum bad in my car, a pink pocket knife with a barely legal length blade, mace, and an occasional hot coffee that i could throw at someone if the hookers down the hall get rowdy. or if i find them wearing my shoes.<br /><br />i used to have a nice 12 inch lead pipe but i gifted it to one of my dude friends who delivers pizzas in the 'hood.<br /><br />always good to be prepared!!!!<br /><br />xxalainaxxmrs.missalaineushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08542984504965262088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-49669727687462653952009-10-22T16:35:44.173-04:002009-10-22T16:35:44.173-04:00I have a metal fire poker... does that count?
U...I have a metal fire poker... does that count? <br /><br />Um... I may be an idjut, but I missed the part about exactly who the bitch is you will be beating. ;-) <br />hypothetical bitch? actual bitch? Mr. Burns? I'm so confused.<br />PS If you are still crabby, go to my blog and check out the ukulele chick. she will make you smile!<br />xoPetit fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02626110471501778855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-59428051575234479652009-10-22T12:41:21.888-04:002009-10-22T12:41:21.888-04:00I would never EVER beat you, Ms. Moon. You are SB&...I would never EVER beat you, Ms. Moon. You are SB's idol.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-20664864679049127702009-10-22T12:21:23.243-04:002009-10-22T12:21:23.243-04:00Just don't beat me. Unless it's in a race....Just don't beat me. Unless it's in a race. That would be okay.<br />Love...Ms. MOonMs. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-59366015513867091532009-10-22T12:13:09.560-04:002009-10-22T12:13:09.560-04:00Shit yeah.Shit yeah.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-81593542261622813172009-10-22T11:44:25.063-04:002009-10-22T11:44:25.063-04:00Dish,
There is no one I would rather beat. Wait, n...Dish,<br />There is no one I would rather beat. Wait, no, that was a lie. George W. Bush would come first in line.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-28982461582105317502009-10-22T11:43:29.705-04:002009-10-22T11:43:29.705-04:00DTG,
What a splendid idea. Everyone should have on...DTG,<br />What a splendid idea. Everyone should have one.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-61726298919688530282009-10-22T11:43:01.033-04:002009-10-22T11:43:01.033-04:00May,
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEASTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...May,<br />YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEASTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-59178411534351842752009-10-22T11:21:21.421-04:002009-10-22T11:21:21.421-04:00Can you some beat Mr. Burns with your aluminum bat...Can you some beat Mr. Burns with your aluminum bat? Please? I will cook you dinner and keep your wine glass full.The Dishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627205006501301967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-39453297109942154272009-10-22T11:07:59.903-04:002009-10-22T11:07:59.903-04:00I have a thumping people corner n my living room, ...I have a thumping people corner n my living room, full of things to thump people. Wooden bat, metal bat, walking stick, pool cue, half a fishing rod, etc. So far, I haven't had to actually use any of it, but I have carried one of the bats when I went to confront a bad neighbor a few times.That Hankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514310999129694443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-29044651560862260822009-10-22T09:59:04.700-04:002009-10-22T09:59:04.700-04:00"Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat!"..."Beat a biter down with an aluminum bat!" Beastie Boys. Oh yeah.Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16719394416574590978noreply@blogger.com