tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post1445804494315281401..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: I Have Cable, Motherfuckers!Sarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-84998745854324085902009-06-09T16:41:51.252-04:002009-06-09T16:41:51.252-04:00EVERYONE is secretly fascinated by transexuals. Pe...EVERYONE is secretly fascinated by transexuals. People who say they aren't are liars.<br />The best time in Provincetown is the week of the TALL SHIPS, which is when all the transvestites (most of them straight) come out for the weekend.<br />I know I'm mixing up transsexuals and transvestites, but it's easy to do.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17173711110500689117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-75509557457191299032009-06-09T10:51:26.735-04:002009-06-09T10:51:26.735-04:00Hey dont just touch eem, give em a great big SNOG
...Hey dont just touch eem, give em a great big SNOG<br />LOL<br />Have a good n S<br />Nick<br />Muah Muah'Stoopid Slapped Puppies'https://www.blogger.com/profile/09108804439161646380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-33324963054023096702009-06-09T10:26:21.472-04:002009-06-09T10:26:21.472-04:00My son got his chin pierced (right underneath the ...My son got his chin pierced (right underneath the bottom lip). He said it was a pain in the ass (ha,ha!! that's odd!) and took it out after a month and forgot about it.Louhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09496172669599418214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-87996909614837332152009-06-09T09:19:28.445-04:002009-06-09T09:19:28.445-04:00Fishy,
I know we would be good friends if we lived...Fishy,<br />I know we would be good friends if we lived near each other. We'd be hangin' out, girl!<br /><br />Love you,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-68337567955033687352009-06-09T09:18:29.031-04:002009-06-09T09:18:29.031-04:00Kell,
Hope your i-phone gets to feeling better soo...Kell,<br />Hope your i-phone gets to feeling better soon. My sympathies, sister. <br /><br />I've been hearing about your scary political happenings. My sympathies on that as well. Sounds like you all have your share of morons, just like America.<br /><br />Love you,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-24005175026389609312009-06-09T09:15:53.893-04:002009-06-09T09:15:53.893-04:00SB's Dear Love Nick,
I'm going to run out ...SB's Dear Love Nick,<br />I'm going to run out and try and touch a transexual today. I need all the damn luck I can get!<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-46553608962215588132009-06-09T09:14:26.768-04:002009-06-09T09:14:26.768-04:00Syd,
You make me laugh. That was funny.
Love,
SB...Syd,<br />You make me laugh. That was funny.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-6298179081986456992009-06-09T09:13:44.064-04:002009-06-09T09:13:44.064-04:00Birdy,
Yes, life is beautiful.
Love,
SBBirdy,<br />Yes, life is beautiful.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-11081103689503106632009-06-09T09:13:01.607-04:002009-06-09T09:13:01.607-04:00Ms. Moon,
Maybe one day we can have that beer. My ...Ms. Moon,<br />Maybe one day we can have that beer. My mother and I take an annual trip down to Savannah. Are you far from there?<br /><br />We aren't going this year, though, due to the divorce. Maybe next year.<br /><br />Love ya and glad to have "met" you. I love your blog and really think you are great.<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-75957346733134793932009-06-09T09:10:32.153-04:002009-06-09T09:10:32.153-04:00Lady Lemon,
A lot of people have thunk (LOL) I was...Lady Lemon,<br />A lot of people have thunk (LOL) I was a guy. I went with Sarcastic Bastard because Sarcastic Bitch was too cliche, too feminine, and didn't have as ballsy a ring. I'm a ballsy kinda broad.<br /><br />I will check out Hedwig and the Angry Inch on your recommendation. I will pass on Kathy Griffin though. She annoys the shit out of me. I want to slap her damn face.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-74127466488079690712009-06-09T05:29:49.752-04:002009-06-09T05:29:49.752-04:00Yipppeee! Well done!
I'm now in similar posit...Yipppeee! Well done!<br /><br />I'm now in similar position to what you were in... my i-phone has died. 'White screen of death' they call it (searched for help on the net).<br />So I'm phone-less which for me is like being limbless (not legless cos that's induced by booze and what I would consider a happy time).<br /><br />We've had scary stuff happening politically here... The BNP (British National Front) have won seats in government. This is like KluKluxKlan getting into the White House! Ironic that whilst the US is showing signs of hope politically, we're going backward in the UK.<br /><br />Fingers crossed they won't win any more seats (so far it's just up North).<br /><br />I had my nose pierced in a club years ago but it kept getting infected and nasty so had to let it close. Plus I had to keep taking it out and covering with foundation when I visited my dad (who's from the Middle East & would probably disown me for that).<br /><br />enjoy your new-found sanity<br /><br />xKellykellylebellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08321429321979125611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-91077167762436675802009-06-08T22:15:29.304-04:002009-06-08T22:15:29.304-04:00I dig the nose piercing SB. And well what can I sa...I dig the nose piercing SB. And well what can I say about transexuals--they can be kinda scary looking to me.I wouldn't want my genitals changed about so that my penis becomes a nose or one of Lorena Bobbett's trophies. No thanks. As far as Sundance and cable, I dig that. Good for you.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-86005241669135901362009-06-08T20:16:42.929-04:002009-06-08T20:16:42.929-04:00Hurray for Sundance, high-def and transexuals! Li...Hurray for Sundance, high-def and transexuals! Life is beautiful!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-24238331369136333712009-06-08T16:57:49.361-04:002009-06-08T16:57:49.361-04:00I think you may be confusing sex with love but...
...I think you may be confusing sex with love but...<br /><br />Whatever! Rock on, SB! <br /><br />I've had piercings back in the old days. Nose, tongue, tragus...No genital piercings, though. My genitals are afraid of being penetrated by anything non-organic. Now...where's my bamboo dildo and that cage-free chicken?All This Trouble...https://www.blogger.com/profile/00500426849293742171noreply@blogger.com