tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post1520591903646521336..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: Grandma Peg Was No Fan of CatsSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-61023542025701126532009-09-17T14:46:51.192-04:002009-09-17T14:46:51.192-04:00Don't tell Gleds about the smashed hamster. It...Don't tell Gleds about the smashed hamster. It makes me cringe.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-23529034677165249712009-09-16T17:12:51.489-04:002009-09-16T17:12:51.489-04:00Ms. Moon,
Everybody argued over who would take THE...Ms. Moon,<br />Everybody argued over who would take THE LAMP and store it when Grandma kicked because Uncle Gene said nobody would believe it unless they SAW it. No one was willing. <br /><br />Some weird ass must have bought it in the auction. I can't figure why Uncle Gene or daddums didn't at least get a picture of the damn thing for family posterity.<br /><br />Grandma looked high and low (when she was alive, not in the afterlife of course) for the perfect lampshade for it, and finally found it (or so she said). The shade she laboured to find didn't go with the damn lamp AT ALL. It surely did look like a whore house lamp. That is, if the whores were blind. The shade had gold fringes hanging off it.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-54204097401622033542009-09-16T16:07:20.610-04:002009-09-16T16:07:20.610-04:00That was beautiful! I loved it! Thank-you!
P.S. If...That was beautiful! I loved it! Thank-you!<br />P.S. If no one wants The Lamp and it is still around- I'll take it off your hands. Sounds like something that would fit in quite well here at Casa LunaMs. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.com