tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post1869133545783501732..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: The Neighbor from HELL's Fucking Cell Phone Woke My Ass Up at 5:30 this Morning. Cunt.Sarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-29247377089495929112011-05-26T14:06:56.579-04:002011-05-26T14:06:56.579-04:00Thanks Scott and thanks for reading moi. I really ...Thanks Scott and thanks for reading moi. I really appreciate it.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-55116562183533944552011-05-26T10:37:16.900-04:002011-05-26T10:37:16.900-04:00Always a Pleasure! I enjoy reading your "uni...Always a Pleasure! I enjoy reading your "unique" insights.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17779286188802924562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-33531729207405795392011-05-25T11:52:47.143-04:002011-05-25T11:52:47.143-04:00Scott,
I'll need luck. Although I hear the bit...Scott,<br />I'll need luck. Although I hear the bitch and her brood may be moving next month. We'll see. I usually don't have that good of luck.<br /><br />Thanks for reading moi.<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-3904524129967034162011-05-25T10:47:49.670-04:002011-05-25T10:47:49.670-04:00You were too nice in this case but it probably sav...You were too nice in this case but it probably saved you more hell down the road. You may be a bastard but i think you know people well and you know damn well idiots like this will make living next to them living hell if they found you destroyed their all important means of communication to all their WT friends. Good luck with the neighbors.Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17779286188802924562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-2543380476955081092011-05-18T23:28:47.713-04:002011-05-18T23:28:47.713-04:00I would have stomped the phone, shit on the pants ...I would have stomped the phone, shit on the pants and all.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-56539505400598085952011-05-18T09:09:40.248-04:002011-05-18T09:09:40.248-04:00Thanks Mr. M. and Mrs. Miss A.
I adore you both.
...Thanks Mr. M. and Mrs. Miss A.<br />I adore you both.<br /><br />Christina,<br />I love you MORE!<br /><br />Guy in the silk taffeta dress,<br />Yeah, messed up would be putting it politely, buddy.<br /><br />Big Mark,<br />Good idea about soaking the phone. Laugh.<br /><br />Omgrrrl,<br />If I had been more mentally awake, the tongs would have been a fine idea. I am at my slowest mentally in the a.m., unfortunately.<br /><br />Love to all my family,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-54829760027920477982011-05-18T01:09:42.265-04:002011-05-18T01:09:42.265-04:00Sweet Baby Jane Jesus.
You did the right thing be...Sweet Baby Jane Jesus.<br /><br />You did the right thing because you are actually a nice bastard. I woulda grabbed some salad tongs, taken the pants and the jeans out to the street so that they both would have succumbed to their fate under a garbage scowl and then called Child Protective Services.<br /><br />[snort] volleyball? <br /><br />What kind of grownassed parent plays volleyball?Omgrrrlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478395354251391121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-29858429869323826822011-05-17T21:21:32.985-04:002011-05-17T21:21:32.985-04:00This is some seriously funny and just some serious...This is some seriously funny and just some serious stuff, too. What kind of take head neighbors do you have? Anywho, I would have soaked the phone and put it back in the jeans, but I can understand if the crap in them dissuade you from touching them!!Big Mark 243https://www.blogger.com/profile/10974573439218884164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-45498565168212552942011-05-17T20:53:14.704-04:002011-05-17T20:53:14.704-04:00Hi SB,
I think it's cruel to get people out of...Hi SB,<br />I think it's cruel to get people out of their sleep for no good reason.<br />Taking her jeans off on the front porch sounds like she's a little messed up. I know I'm a fine one to talk...<br />I hope this person stops harassing you.the guy in the silk taffeta dresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16393888432347341365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-53318536962872033492011-05-17T17:28:10.598-04:002011-05-17T17:28:10.598-04:00this is akin to being woken up too early by a hook...this is akin to being woken up too early by a hooker trip trapping-clap dripping on the stairs....i feel your pain, my sister to the south.<br /><br />xxalainaxxmrs.missalaineushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08542984504965262088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-16810858714852602022011-05-17T16:27:51.285-04:002011-05-17T16:27:51.285-04:00I suggest a big squirt of this in the pocket of he...I suggest a big squirt of this in the pocket of her jeans next time SB...or better yet, right inside the phone!<br /><br />www.liquidass.comMr.Mischiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03558542439592299078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-48879712179952146542011-05-12T12:53:50.702-04:002011-05-12T12:53:50.702-04:00oh these neighbours are my worst nightmare.. I fee...oh these neighbours are my worst nightmare.. I feel you SB ..you have my deepest sympathy.<br /><br />xoJane Lancasterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10698456568767905170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-56726384657011874082011-05-12T11:12:52.158-04:002011-05-12T11:12:52.158-04:00Sarah,
Perhaps. Laugh.Sarah,<br />Perhaps. Laugh.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-11730104043031914922011-05-12T10:17:52.454-04:002011-05-12T10:17:52.454-04:00No no don't smash it.
Keep it. Turn the volu...No no don't smash it. <br /><br />Keep it. Turn the volume way down low so she couldn't possibly hear it ring. And in a few hours when she realises that it's missing and rings her own number, answer it in your scariest crack-ho voice and tell her are the ghost of Osama Bin Laden. And then after a few days the battery will run out, THEN smash it and send the pieces to her by courier, COfuckinD. <br /><br />What? Too much?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235255775524330362noreply@blogger.com