tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post3650170292610021558..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: While Waiting to Get My Tits Jammed in a ViceSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-17649256368617110462010-11-27T19:20:36.778-05:002010-11-27T19:20:36.778-05:00goddammit, I love me some Vikings! they can't...goddammit, I love me some Vikings! they can't help it if they're pale and long. <br /><br />here's my take on diet books, and I'm trying to be as nice to people who are dieting as I can. because I have been on 57 diets in 54 years. I speak from experience:<br /><br />Move around more and don't eat so much.<br /><br />no charge.Parabolic Musehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08293896881451344660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-67628446925662874992010-11-23T08:33:08.124-05:002010-11-23T08:33:08.124-05:00Big Mark,
Thanks, buddy. I'll let y'all kn...Big Mark,<br />Thanks, buddy. I'll let y'all know, though I am less than hopeful with the holidays looming.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-10042638178596046552010-11-22T11:50:16.357-05:002010-11-22T11:50:16.357-05:00I don't know what to say about becoming health...I don't know what to say about becoming healthy... as 'allegedly fit' as I am, I feel as if I am lugging around a tub of lard body. My heart is going to give out before long and I run 3-5 miles a day and lift half a gym!!<br /><br />I would rather follow whatever Jared did... WHEN has Sharon Stone ever been unattractively overweight? She cuts out twinkies, sniffs some blow and BAM! back to a size two!!<br /><br />Good luck on your efforts and don't be shy about telling a brother how things are working for you!!Big Mark 243https://www.blogger.com/profile/10974573439218884164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-69697905633219087782010-11-22T09:35:23.006-05:002010-11-22T09:35:23.006-05:00Jeannie,
I have little concept of what I actually ...Jeannie,<br />I have little concept of what I actually look like, too, and I am so damn thankful for that.<br /><br />Ms. Moon,<br />I doubt it. Laugh.<br /><br />ATT,<br />Me and the Viking, too.<br /><br />Adirondackcountrygal,<br />Glandular problem, my ass. I once read the statistics on that, and the percentage of people with glandular problems contributing to obesity is almost nil.<br /><br />Syd,<br />Yes, I have. It's disgusting. Only in America.<br /><br />Love all you mofos,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-41763686866357352862010-11-21T00:44:14.440-05:002010-11-21T00:44:14.440-05:00It must be too many buffet lines for them. Have yo...It must be too many buffet lines for them. Have you watched how much people eat at those all you can eat places?Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-58225762837836142022010-11-20T15:54:58.406-05:002010-11-20T15:54:58.406-05:00I saw a really enormous man piloting a tiny pickup...I saw a really enormous man piloting a tiny pickup truck down toward the mall. I was in a punchy mood and said to my hubby, "Wow, look at him, he is huge. Probably on his way to the Golden Corral too". My husband was not amused and proceeded to give me a lecture on how that wasn't nice and I shouldn't make assumptions, maybe he has a glandular problem. I hate killjoys.. Besides I'm a fat ass myself!Adirondackcountrygalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08647770774053345725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-36710583873980640322010-11-19T17:07:35.053-05:002010-11-19T17:07:35.053-05:00Yep. I know all about it. Joe's skinny. I'...Yep. I know all about it. Joe's skinny. I'm not. Like the damn Sprats, we are!All This Trouble...https://www.blogger.com/profile/00500426849293742171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-17109558872191650272010-11-19T13:10:53.110-05:002010-11-19T13:10:53.110-05:00Let me know about it. I wouldn't mind looking ...Let me know about it. I wouldn't mind looking like her either. Will that diet give you her great tits?Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-89079697819709662982010-11-19T12:06:33.355-05:002010-11-19T12:06:33.355-05:00Scares the hell out of me when I see fat people. I...Scares the hell out of me when I see fat people. I have absolutely no concept of what I look like. I look at those people and constantly ask my daughter: Am I as fat as her? And she always laughs and I don't know why.Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-25805502039249713052010-11-19T11:59:29.456-05:002010-11-19T11:59:29.456-05:00Ms. Moon it's called The G.I. Diet. It's b...Ms. Moon it's called The G.I. Diet. It's by some kook whose method Sharon Stone uses supposedly. I want to look JUST LIKE her!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-75494437640001866892010-11-19T11:48:20.493-05:002010-11-19T11:48:20.493-05:00What book? I need to know.What book? I need to know.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-31692424434005960492010-11-19T10:03:58.752-05:002010-11-19T10:03:58.752-05:00Have fun, Findon. I heard the monks are real parti...Have fun, Findon. I heard the monks are real partiers once you get to know them.<br /><br />Happy Birthday! I adore you.<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-47521819107573355662010-11-19T09:12:02.786-05:002010-11-19T09:12:02.786-05:00You sweet beauty. Go easy on yourself and the old...You sweet beauty. Go easy on yourself and the old aftties. I hope that the hospital vivst was a routine check and not anything more.<br />Im off to a monastery now, not to pray,I don't believe in that, but for silence, I will however, think about my friend SB<br /><br />Take good care of your self and thanks for the BD wishes.Findonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08029106119199508890noreply@blogger.com