tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post4336927270827985869..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: I Had an Unexpected Visitor in the Shower with Me this MorningSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-35100387198608107302009-10-05T11:45:34.167-04:002009-10-05T11:45:34.167-04:00Birdpress,
Christ, SB HATES spiders! I'd smash...Birdpress,<br />Christ, SB HATES spiders! I'd smash that fucker too.<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-71060896209117110732009-09-29T19:21:59.214-04:002009-09-29T19:21:59.214-04:00No Ms Moon.... NO SNAKES!!! Ours started easy wit...No Ms Moon.... NO SNAKES!!! Ours started easy with earthworms and are grading up thru beetles, moths, butterflies, dragonflies and now, frogs.... please, no meeces!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-68963296962506970872009-09-29T17:09:11.860-04:002009-09-29T17:09:11.860-04:00Aww, you didn't let her have her hard-won priz...Aww, you didn't let her have her hard-won prize? The poor mouse probably went off to suffer a slow, painful death. Just sayin'.<br /><br />I also had a surprise visitor in my shower yesterday morning! I saw something black through the glass shower door. I thought it was a mouse! But no, it was a spider! Hugest motherfucking spider I have ever seen in person, I swear. I had to scream for my husband to come and get it. I wanted him to capture it and put it outside and he looked at me like I had two heads before smashing it with a fist-full of paper towels, screaming like a girl the whole time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-30741519011779410812009-09-29T13:03:32.152-04:002009-09-29T13:03:32.152-04:00Syd,
You are very sweet to rescue Rebecca. I love ...Syd,<br />You are very sweet to rescue Rebecca. I love cats.<br /><br />Love you too,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-30317706986050806962009-09-29T12:51:57.029-04:002009-09-29T12:51:57.029-04:00Bella is something else. Rebecca is my equivalent ...Bella is something else. Rebecca is my equivalent or was until she has eaten herself fat with kitty kibble. Now she just looks at me and meows. She lives in the garage because she tends to mark in the house. I rescued her from the island's garbage collection site. She is calico and very cute.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-66156445034345208112009-09-29T11:14:48.311-04:002009-09-29T11:14:48.311-04:00Nick,
For X-mas, my ass is going to send you a BIG...Nick,<br />For X-mas, my ass is going to send you a BIG FALSE HAND. You are clearly obsessed with American tackiness.<br /><br />I love you.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-19898828994369526012009-09-29T10:54:55.186-04:002009-09-29T10:54:55.186-04:00GO BELLA
(waves big false hands)GO BELLA<br />(waves big false hands)'Stoopid Slapped Puppies'https://www.blogger.com/profile/09108804439161646380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-80115601931236682852009-09-29T10:39:38.887-04:002009-09-29T10:39:38.887-04:00Kitty cats love them's mousies. I used to have...Kitty cats love them's mousies. I used to have a cat who brought in squirrels, baby rabbits and the occasional snake. Oh boy, that was big fun.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.com