tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post5173098730806270234..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: Dealing with Jehovah's WitlessesSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-81202542765447896672011-04-06T18:44:44.061-04:002011-04-06T18:44:44.061-04:00I always hide.
Shhh.......
I think it's those ...I always hide.<br />Shhh.......<br />I think it's those damn holy rollers again..........Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06360833507127511662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-10592722317299192882011-04-06T11:45:29.128-04:002011-04-06T11:45:29.128-04:00Syd,
That would work, love. Laugh.
Mel,
Knowing y...Syd,<br />That would work, love. Laugh.<br /><br />Mel,<br />Knowing you have hillbilly roots just makes me like you more, if that's possible.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-61266678981689755862011-04-06T10:33:03.193-04:002011-04-06T10:33:03.193-04:00I grew up in the sticks and that didn't stop t...I grew up in the sticks and that didn't stop the Witnesses from coming around; gotta save the inbred hillbillies you know. <br /><br />Reminds me of a visit at my great aunt's when the Witnesses showed up, the discussion turns sour and my great uncle pulled out a shotgun and ran them off the hill.<br /><br />Told you my ass comes from hillbilly roots. :))Mel's Way or No Wayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846210428557304528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-82598469881902521012011-04-06T09:14:01.668-04:002011-04-06T09:14:01.668-04:00No witnesses come out here. I am too far out in th...No witnesses come out here. I am too far out in the country. Before when we lived in suburbia, I would tell them that I wasn't interested. Thank them and shut the door.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-50756399693898794822011-04-06T08:37:32.472-04:002011-04-06T08:37:32.472-04:00Mrs. Miss A.,
That made me laugh. Great answer.
M...Mrs. Miss A.,<br />That made me laugh. Great answer.<br /><br />Mary,<br />Amen to that, sister!<br /><br />Christina,<br />I don't have a doorbell. Thank Christ. I just look out my window and see who's knocking. Laugh.<br /><br />Dovie,<br />I SO LOVE YOU. I'm going to try that next time. Laugh.<br /><br />Sandra,<br />I hear you, sister. Thanks for dropping by. Please come back often.<br /><br />BMelons,<br />Great idea on the Malcolm X. Genius! Laugh. Love you.<br /><br />Butterfly,<br />Thanks for reading and commenting. I really appreciate it. Come back and join us any time.<br /><br />Love to all,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-40241132094856623152011-04-06T07:26:12.240-04:002011-04-06T07:26:12.240-04:00Totally brilliant!! Nice dog training. I'm go...Totally brilliant!! Nice dog training. I'm going to use the lining the litter tray line sometime! Inspired xButterflyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14193292802247991359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-59867008749754512342011-04-06T01:11:50.430-04:002011-04-06T01:11:50.430-04:00I knew a guy who would always answer the door comp...I knew a guy who would always answer the door completely naked when he knew it was Jehovah's Witnesses. Another friend of mine will open the windows and play a tape of Malcolm X REALLY LOUD when she sees them in the neighborhood. They have never stopped at her house.BMelonsLemonadehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06746882165582323180noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-73477620219420195832011-04-06T00:48:20.854-04:002011-04-06T00:48:20.854-04:00This is the part where I'd say, "I haven&...This is the part where I'd say, "I haven't had a Jehovas Witness at my door in years!" but then karma will bite me in the ass, and guess what I'll wake up to....Sandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09894333322881236627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-11187841150271059612011-04-05T23:55:16.165-04:002011-04-05T23:55:16.165-04:00I answer the door like this
"WHO THE FUCK IS...I answer the door like this<br /><br />"WHO THE FUCK IS IT??" <br /><br />and they usually say <br /><br />"Oh please have a great day. I didnt mean to bother you"<br /><br /><br />and I go back to sipping my grapefruit juice.Daddy Squeeze Me!https://www.blogger.com/profile/14857915791876792168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-54185029559047671382011-04-05T19:50:49.459-04:002011-04-05T19:50:49.459-04:00That's funny.
My doorbell broke a year and I ...That's funny.<br /><br />My doorbell broke a year and I deliberately didn't replace it. I only answer it if someone calls my phone. It's been great and saved me dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses and ex offenders selling cheap tea towels xxChristina @ Fashion's Most Wantedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06583201549332262341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-70914334855218645222011-04-05T19:28:48.342-04:002011-04-05T19:28:48.342-04:00We all need a Ginger. ~MaryWe all need a Ginger. ~MaryAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-76839237781101602012011-04-05T17:03:03.463-04:002011-04-05T17:03:03.463-04:00the last time i had an encounter, it was with a on...the last time i had an encounter, it was with a one-armed witness and i told her i didn't need to be saved because i was already one of god's chosen people.......this was down in gary, IN. <br /><br /><br />xxalainaxxmrs.missalaineushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08542984504965262088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-7733527964970946842011-04-05T15:03:57.618-04:002011-04-05T15:03:57.618-04:00My dogs do the same thing. The Witnesses try to sh...My dogs do the same thing. The Witnesses try to shove that pamphlet through the door but I tell them I'm not religious and they go away.<br />They're pretty polite, though.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-56460447460432387142011-04-05T14:58:26.534-04:002011-04-05T14:58:26.534-04:00Jane,
Yeah, quite a combo, eh? Laugh.
Love you!Jane,<br />Yeah, quite a combo, eh? Laugh.<br /><br />Love you!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-8249797124024078572011-04-05T13:10:29.095-04:002011-04-05T13:10:29.095-04:00funny... growling gingers and naked people.. I lov...funny... growling gingers and naked people.. I love it!Jane Lancasterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10698456568767905170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-62385387521590792022011-04-05T11:19:30.451-04:002011-04-05T11:19:30.451-04:00Danny,
We had the census fucktwats last year over ...Danny,<br />We had the census fucktwats last year over here. Lucky you! Laugh.<br /><br />Akannie,<br />What a great idea! I love it.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-29740976135980296762011-04-05T11:01:00.861-04:002011-04-05T11:01:00.861-04:00lmao...I have a friend who used to answer the door...lmao...I have a friend who used to answer the door naked when they'd come. He only had about 3 visits, and they put out the word to stay away from him!!! <br /><br /> Good dog, ginger!!Akanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00513632434353119491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-74004010035193076122011-04-05T10:55:37.398-04:002011-04-05T10:55:37.398-04:00Good girl Ginger! xxxGood girl Ginger! xxxAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235255775524330362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-19308189650038336402011-04-05T10:42:44.849-04:002011-04-05T10:42:44.849-04:00hahaha! that's so funny, SB...hmm i'll hav...hahaha! that's so funny, SB...hmm i'll have to think of my own way to scare the witlesses...at the mo though its the national census people that're lurking round every corner...they're looking you to fill in a census that asks all sorts of probing questions, like: how many room(s) are in your house, and, what is your sexual orientation, and (seriously), how many visitors are you expecting on such-and-such a date...and this all to 'improve public services' pull the other testicle you nazi scum - its so you got all the info you need on us so we're more easily categorised when assigning us to your various concentration camps you've already got built and that're there to round everyone up in when you take over the world!!!Dannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08431778902823777393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-53471938823327358332011-04-05T10:39:06.003-04:002011-04-05T10:39:06.003-04:00Strangers don't come to the door around here.....Strangers don't come to the door around here... we've had maybe 3 in the last 6 or 7 years. A definite benefit to living in the sticks.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-84361053304643877952011-04-05T10:38:17.293-04:002011-04-05T10:38:17.293-04:00lol!!!!!!! I like your mom's approach. I'l...lol!!!!!!! I like your mom's approach. I'll try it. Never mind that I don't have a catRenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15911608453762091207noreply@blogger.com