tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post7716032541203409543..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: My New Neighbours Are Moving InSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-33976883793339064702010-03-31T21:09:28.484-04:002010-03-31T21:09:28.484-04:00Oh dear! My inlaws are born again..
It's so ha...Oh dear! My inlaws are born again..<br />It's so hard to not plug my ears and sing "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!" when they go all Jesus on my ass. :/<br /><br />"You need to quite smoking Andrea, Just turn to Jesus like I did and he will take away All of your cravings!" ..<br /><br />mmmhmm.<br /><br />"I don't need to see a psychiatrist regularily for my SCHIZOPHRENIA because Jesus is always there for me..he talks to me, you know."<br /><br />....OH..OOOOOOOOOH. <br /><br />How do I keep my mouth shut? I don't know..wonders will never cease? Unfortunately I have to behave. :(<br /><br />I am just thinking of all the fun you can have with these new neighbours! *cues evil laughter*<br /><br />:)Andiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15504987187523310863noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-39736001246367465722010-03-31T11:40:03.317-04:002010-03-31T11:40:03.317-04:00Ooer. Maybe they can put you in touch with their o...Ooer. Maybe they can put you in touch with their old dealer, kill the pain and all that...Gledwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09308172310486574510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-21941747348877361632010-03-31T09:29:55.292-04:002010-03-31T09:29:55.292-04:00Lori,
Yes, ONLY ME. You are absolutely goddamn rig...Lori,<br />Yes, ONLY ME. You are absolutely goddamn right.<br /><br />Love you shitloads,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-78223708077674073552010-03-31T09:28:40.986-04:002010-03-31T09:28:40.986-04:00Mr. M.,
I think you should do that. I really do.
...Mr. M.,<br />I think you should do that. I really do.<br /><br />Ruth,<br />Thanks, as ever. SB loves you!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-53376359226810512472010-03-31T09:27:50.495-04:002010-03-31T09:27:50.495-04:00Maggie,
Me too. I still think Elizabeth Montgomery...Maggie,<br />Me too. I still think Elizabeth Montgomery is one of the prettiest women EVER.<br /><br />Love you lots.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-61282536892611526702010-03-31T09:27:04.302-04:002010-03-31T09:27:04.302-04:00Melly Mel,
Come by anytime. Laugh.
Love you.Melly Mel,<br />Come by anytime. Laugh.<br /><br />Love you.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-19804823224051819562010-03-31T09:26:32.957-04:002010-03-31T09:26:32.957-04:00Bucko,
Yes indeedy, my friend. It is.Bucko,<br />Yes indeedy, my friend. It is.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-84086810896026967632010-03-31T09:26:05.866-04:002010-03-31T09:26:05.866-04:00Dish,
That's a good one, babe.Dish,<br />That's a good one, babe.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-35632014070468447592010-03-31T06:15:03.548-04:002010-03-31T06:15:03.548-04:00Oh my! Getting new neighbors is like the lottery. ...Oh my! Getting new neighbors is like the lottery. You never win! Maybe you will be lucky and they won't want to socialze. You've had a rough go of it this past month. Recovering bikers for Jesus? Only you my dear, only you....lol...Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06284123619357068571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-64458713513227075272010-03-31T04:54:34.472-04:002010-03-31T04:54:34.472-04:00You have been tagged ... I hope you enjoy it, toda...You have been tagged ... I hope you enjoy it, todays blog xxWildernesschichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00204518870992194687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-51628384019360755402010-03-30T22:27:34.917-04:002010-03-30T22:27:34.917-04:00Reminds me of what I told the wife I wanted to do-...Reminds me of what I told the wife I wanted to do-we have three churches from our corner to the next corner 400 yards away..I want to sit in rocking chairs on Sunday mornings with devil horns and tails on, and pitchforks leaning against the front door and wave at everyone as they come and go, just for shits and gigglesMr.Mischiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03558542439592299078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-5555445383146817352010-03-30T21:59:48.638-04:002010-03-30T21:59:48.638-04:00man i used to love Bewitched and i remember mrs. k...man i used to love Bewitched and i remember mrs. kravitzMaggie Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14699674732274478502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-42880238923429341192010-03-30T21:34:05.394-04:002010-03-30T21:34:05.394-04:00Born again Christaians are worse than the ones who...Born again Christaians are worse than the ones who were born to it the first time! Throw ex-drug users on top of it and they really think their shit is holy. Talk about trading one crutch for another.<br /><br />So what should I arrive to perform the black mass? ;)Mel's Way or No Wayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846210428557304528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-63638583221455546122010-03-30T20:26:10.385-04:002010-03-30T20:26:10.385-04:00Cannot imagine ex-druggie, ex-biker, born agains. ...Cannot imagine ex-druggie, ex-biker, born agains. It is a nightmare.Ken Richeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09425810816600512504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-30643424518821088392010-03-30T17:51:47.946-04:002010-03-30T17:51:47.946-04:00Hmmmm, sounds like you're going to have fun! ;...Hmmmm, sounds like you're going to have fun! ;0) xxChic Mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01803588856685163353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-13342464671467915692010-03-30T16:59:54.958-04:002010-03-30T16:59:54.958-04:00If they knock on your door and ask you if you have...If they knock on your door and ask you if you have found your personal lord and savior, tell them you have. Richard Simmons.The Dishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627205006501301967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-30720873017178751672010-03-30T16:39:07.113-04:002010-03-30T16:39:07.113-04:00Yeah. Get this shit straight RIGHT AWAY! Otherwise...Yeah. Get this shit straight RIGHT AWAY! Otherwise, you'll be fending off pamphlets and prayers day and night.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-4471467155671417412010-03-30T16:35:49.915-04:002010-03-30T16:35:49.915-04:00Tom,
Happy Birthday and many, many, more!!!!!!
Lo...Tom,<br />Happy Birthday and many, many, more!!!!!!<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-4759127653249934182010-03-30T16:35:22.505-04:002010-03-30T16:35:22.505-04:00Jeannie,
Now, there's an idea!Jeannie,<br />Now, there's an idea!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-8174248204908602732010-03-30T16:26:25.623-04:002010-03-30T16:26:25.623-04:00Sounds dismal. Not too many wine and cheese partie...Sounds dismal. Not too many wine and cheese parties I guess. Or hot tub soirees with them.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-75514425231731057512010-03-30T16:23:49.360-04:002010-03-30T16:23:49.360-04:00Yeah, drug using bikers sounds like a whole lot mo...Yeah, drug using bikers sounds like a whole lot more fun. We should have a really loud party with lot's of ear shredding music, copious consumption of alcohol, the sacrifice of various farm animals and other obscene behavior, all in the name of welcoming the newbies to the 'hood. Y' know, it's my birthday tomorrow. What a wondeful way to celebrate! Pissing off the born agains! I fucking love doing that!Tomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-11964424290027099952010-03-30T16:16:20.232-04:002010-03-30T16:16:20.232-04:00Oh, I can see this will be great reading for a whi...Oh, I can see this will be great reading for a while. We should have dueling new neighbor posts once mine move in.Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-43509170713266197812010-03-30T16:04:59.195-04:002010-03-30T16:04:59.195-04:00Oh dear! you poor thing. Born again Christians! L...Oh dear! you poor thing. Born again Christians! Love to you xxChristina @ Fashion's Most Wantedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06583201549332262341noreply@blogger.com