tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post7846479807387725113..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time, MotherfuckersSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-56502360333924230642010-03-10T21:25:24.082-05:002010-03-10T21:25:24.082-05:00You gotta hickey! You gotta hickey!!!
I LOVE that...You gotta hickey! You gotta hickey!!!<br /><br />I LOVE that you dug on the Hedwig!! The Viking gets major points for just watching it all the way through. I totally adore Hedwig, but lets face it, it's not exactly a sausage flick, AND it's a musical. Musicals are very taboo for guys... unless you're talking about The Wall, and ah, party favors to go with. Well, that's been my experience anyway. <br /><br />So woo hoo for you and Big woo hoos for Mr. Viking. He's got good taste. No pun intended, really. :-0<br /><br />How exciting!! Wait till he meets the gay cats!<br />Love you like pizza,<br />pfPetit fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02626110471501778855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-40100072093414161342010-03-10T08:13:25.738-05:002010-03-10T08:13:25.738-05:00My Dearest Dear Cousin,
I have enough "lore&q...My Dearest Dear Cousin,<br />I have enough "lore" at work, trust me. You should have seen the CEO's face when he ran into me in the hallway. Jesus. Seen a hickey much?<br /><br />I was just thinking of you this morning. If I weren't such a lazy asshole, I'd actually write. <br /><br />The Viking watched Hedwig and the Angry Inch with me the other night. It was cool of him, but I don't think he loved the damn film. He is a liberal agnostic democrat though. BINGO!<br /><br />I love you boatloads and am, as always, very proud of you.<br /><br />Thanks for reading me.<br /><br />All my love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-71583038235060054872010-03-10T08:09:48.479-05:002010-03-10T08:09:48.479-05:00Jeannie,
You got me babe. I'm caught out.
Mis...Jeannie,<br />You got me babe. I'm caught out.<br /><br />Miss A.,<br />Thanks for the tip!<br /><br />Mel,<br />I could use you to run interference for me here at the office.<br /><br />Love all of you shitloads,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-25149371875534230932010-03-09T23:11:16.977-05:002010-03-09T23:11:16.977-05:00Way to go cuz! It's been a minute since I'...Way to go cuz! It's been a minute since I've had a hickey...I think I might be jealous?<br /><br />ps- You should own up to that shit...it will add to your lore at work.<br /><br />pps- This viking dude better treat you right or I'm on that shit. Let him know!cousin Sheilanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-1623259205564925832010-03-09T23:04:49.278-05:002010-03-09T23:04:49.278-05:00Hehehehe! Let me say the curling iron excuse is th...Hehehehe! Let me say the curling iron excuse is the oldest one out there. If you tied to tell me that I would have said you were full of shit. <br /><br />Personally, we have rules about such things in this house but I have covered a few for the girls in the office. I have a reputation for being good at such things.Mel's Way or No Wayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05846210428557304528noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-54624042083331761712010-03-09T17:34:43.708-05:002010-03-09T17:34:43.708-05:00you go and get your play on now gurl!!!!
i reco...you go and get your play on now gurl!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />i recommend fashionable scarves!<br /><br /><br />xxalainaxxmrs.missalaineushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08542984504965262088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-73941497198996138602010-03-09T16:40:46.264-05:002010-03-09T16:40:46.264-05:00A hickey? I remember them...ahhh the memories...tu...A hickey? I remember them...ahhh the memories...turtlenecks...coverup...my big brother blasting it at dinner and my mother STILL being oblivious<br /><br />Really, you were playing some corny game like truth or dare weren't you?Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-53366295635604190002010-03-09T16:18:41.089-05:002010-03-09T16:18:41.089-05:00Thanks, Syd. The CEO just walked by and looked at ...Thanks, Syd. The CEO just walked by and looked at me funny. How embarrassing. Jesus.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-68085990663815907572010-03-09T15:57:43.263-05:002010-03-09T15:57:43.263-05:00Go for it SB. If hickeys turn you on, nothing anyb...Go for it SB. If hickeys turn you on, nothing anybody says matters. Just enjoy!Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-61833887534553581572010-03-09T13:46:38.015-05:002010-03-09T13:46:38.015-05:00Steph,
Me neither, girl. NO cover up for me.
Dish...Steph,<br />Me neither, girl. NO cover up for me.<br /><br />Dish,<br />Thanks, toots. You are loved.<br /><br />DTG,<br />If you say I should be proud, I WILL be proud, damn it.<br /><br />Mr. M,<br />Words from a true married man. Laugh.<br /><br />Tom,<br />You ARE TOO attractive, goddamn it. So far no one here has noticed. Thank Jesus! Longer hair is good for something.<br /><br />Love all of you,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-71452562765560434562010-03-09T13:38:04.274-05:002010-03-09T13:38:04.274-05:00Oh, for the love of...a hickey? Really? What are y...Oh, for the love of...a hickey? Really? What are you, in Junior High? When you guys talk on the phone, who hangs up first? A Curling Iron? Nice cover story. Seriously, you made me laugh and forget what a lousy day I was having. I just forget sometimes what's it like to be young, attractive and single like you, my dear SB. Well, OK, I never was very attractive, but I vaguely remember being young and single. I'll guess I'll have to schlep my fat ass over to the SB side of the building and see for myself.Tomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-2199553817723863452010-03-09T13:12:40.477-05:002010-03-09T13:12:40.477-05:00Safer to leave hickeys in places not easily seen b...Safer to leave hickeys in places not easily seen by the public..lolMr.Mischiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03558542439592299078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-40934845485313007242010-03-09T13:05:20.066-05:002010-03-09T13:05:20.066-05:00You be proud of that hickey! When people stare, ju...You be proud of that hickey! When people stare, just give them the evil eye. You know they're just jealous.That Hankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05514310999129694443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-53948459985402638962010-03-09T12:51:18.458-05:002010-03-09T12:51:18.458-05:00I think it is the cutest thing ever that you have ...I think it is the cutest thing ever that you have a hickie! Yay for you, my lovely SB!The Dishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03627205006501301967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-13327473841819634042010-03-09T11:27:17.015-05:002010-03-09T11:27:17.015-05:00I would recommend cover-up, but I never use the st...I would recommend cover-up, but I never use the stuff myself.Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-51577142460316213752010-03-09T10:15:31.974-05:002010-03-09T10:15:31.974-05:00Ms. Moon,
And I, you. You are one of my best fucki...Ms. Moon,<br />And I, you. You are one of my best fucking friends IN ALL THE WORLD!Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-15776702431866142622010-03-09T10:08:15.307-05:002010-03-09T10:08:15.307-05:00I do love a feisty Ms. Bastard with all my heart. ...I do love a feisty Ms. Bastard with all my heart. <br />Seems to me I had a hickey on my neck in the last few months and it was embarrassing as hell and everyone who knows me knows that a curling iron never gets anywhere near my head so what could I say? <br />I know I can say that I just adore you, Ms. Bastard. I can say that with some authority. And I do.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.com