tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post8095953420118654619..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: SB Is on a Garlic Baloney and American Cheese on Wonderbread DietSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-66760834513780122562011-01-08T00:05:42.251-05:002011-01-08T00:05:42.251-05:00My favorite diet was the wine diet. I substituted...My favorite diet was the wine diet. I substituted a (modest) glass of wine for dinner. Went to bed early & happy. And lost 10 lbs in 6 weeks.Kathleen Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10868566314392048880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-24869827178458228312011-01-06T09:57:06.641-05:002011-01-06T09:57:06.641-05:00Go SB GO! I'm a rootin fer ya!Go SB GO! I'm a rootin fer ya!Petit fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02626110471501778855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-24843221175028824362011-01-05T13:08:07.338-05:002011-01-05T13:08:07.338-05:00Michelle,
Me too!
Syd,
Also I think you have the ...Michelle,<br />Me too!<br /><br />Syd,<br />Also I think you have the genetic predisposition to be thin, right? My Mom has a big ol' butt. I inherited it. I never stood a chance. Although I was so skinny in high school, Tami Web made fun of me. <br /><br />Christina,<br />Thanks for the tip on the Canadian cheese. I love cheese! I tried to be vegan once, and there was NO damn way.<br /><br />Gisele must be really constipated.<br /><br />Love to all,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-62125933659086990992011-01-05T11:01:16.344-05:002011-01-05T11:01:16.344-05:00Dear SB, I eat tons of cheese. The best one to ea...Dear SB, I eat tons of cheese. The best one to eat is unpasteurised Canadian cheddar as your body can deal with the fat much better.<br /><br />I did India Knight's Idiot Proof Diet for two weeks ages ago before I went on holiday and lost so much weight The Actor thought I had an eating disorder! I can't stick to no carbs for long.<br /><br />I have it on good authority that the model Gisele ONLY eats cheese! Love you xxChristina @ Fashion's Most Wantedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06583201549332262341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-60339066605227969782011-01-05T09:35:15.862-05:002011-01-05T09:35:15.862-05:00I like the idea of working my scrawny ass to the b...I like the idea of working my scrawny ass to the bone on the boat and in the yard. Then I can eat things like pasta and feel good about it.Sydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05642843245634635843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-24769325128154147642011-01-05T06:55:07.234-05:002011-01-05T06:55:07.234-05:00I would lean toward the steak and beer diet but I&...I would lean toward the steak and beer diet but I'd be up all night peeing.<br /><br />xoxoxomichellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861251743062824891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-37403145926708798602011-01-04T17:20:41.668-05:002011-01-04T17:20:41.668-05:00Jeannie,
We spell balogna that way, too. I think I...Jeannie,<br />We spell balogna that way, too. I think I just fucked the spelling up. Whatever. It's the New Year, anything fucking goes. So says I.<br /><br />I adore you! Fried balogna is GOOD.<br /><br />The Leprechaun is FUNNY.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-7609438092959039752011-01-04T17:14:15.265-05:002011-01-04T17:14:15.265-05:00I didn't know baloney still existed! I haven&#...I didn't know baloney still existed! I haven't seen it at the store for years but then, I haven't looked. I'm not a snob - ok, yes I fucking am - but I always liked baloney (aka balogna here) - esp when you got it unsliced, sliced it thick with little cuts in the edges and fried for lunch. Now I'll have to look for it. I need to be on a diet too. My husband keeps coming home with bargain Christmas goodies though.<br />My husband is the opposite of your Viking. My parents always called him the Leprechaun because he was short, stocky and Irish.Jeanniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15320507412459242451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-5852604958195346492011-01-04T16:46:33.956-05:002011-01-04T16:46:33.956-05:00Steph,
I'll keep it in mind in case the balone...Steph,<br />I'll keep it in mind in case the baloney and cheese thing doesn't work out. Thanks!<br /><br />Ms. Moon,<br />You never criticize. You only adore. For that, I love you.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-23134444266117224862011-01-04T16:00:11.977-05:002011-01-04T16:00:11.977-05:00You'll get no criticism from me, dear. I could...You'll get no criticism from me, dear. I could do with a nice slice of American cheese right now.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-55517574783945746742011-01-04T15:58:37.748-05:002011-01-04T15:58:37.748-05:00My uncle lost weight eating a can of chili and dri...My uncle lost weight eating a can of chili and drinking one beer a day. I would starve, but whatever works...Steph(anie)https://www.blogger.com/profile/01345590378662641435noreply@blogger.com