tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post991865402832525358..comments2023-09-20T04:30:45.641-04:00Comments on The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard: The Cocksucking Motherfucking Cat Was on My Back on the Goddamn ToiletSarcastic Bastardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-23696309556341590532009-10-16T09:34:38.314-04:002009-10-16T09:34:38.314-04:00Michelle,
No babe, you're not alone. Not at al...Michelle,<br />No babe, you're not alone. Not at all.<br /><br />Love you. Have a great weekend.<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-7044090858019725332009-10-15T20:55:36.720-04:002009-10-15T20:55:36.720-04:00I thought I was the only freak to read shampoo bot...I thought I was the only freak to read shampoo bottles while on the toilet.<br /><br />I feel so much better now.michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09861251743062824891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-49460979807990438242009-10-15T15:21:49.013-04:002009-10-15T15:21:49.013-04:00Jenn,
I will read bottles while on the john, too. ...Jenn,<br />I will read bottles while on the john, too. Desperate for reading material!<br /><br />Sorry for the snow, man. My sympathies. It's colder than hell here, and I was just outside smoking and drinking a frozen coke. <br /><br />Love, SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-55834308335841455762009-10-15T15:19:29.366-04:002009-10-15T15:19:29.366-04:00Dish,
Good for you for snarling at the Maintenance...Dish,<br />Good for you for snarling at the Maintenance Men. That will teach them!<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />SBSarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-15721901492731724932009-10-15T14:25:05.842-04:002009-10-15T14:25:05.842-04:00SB,
By the way...I'm getting the fucking white...SB,<br />By the way...I'm getting the fucking white stuff here in northeast Pa. Would rather the rain, or none of the shit above. Why aren't we in Florida?<br /><br />Love, JennMj Rainshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17509649212935970033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-15165821015720697062009-10-15T14:21:01.686-04:002009-10-15T14:21:01.686-04:00Funny story. And I can relate to The Dish. When we...Funny story. And I can relate to The Dish. When we had cats in the old house, the door didn't latch either, and one of them was always, always coming in...I don't know why? Sometimes one would sit on my lap while I went, making it extra hard to want to get up and leave. Reading material is always essential for me...I grab something on the way if I know nothing's there...or I read the shampoo bottle labels over and over again.<br /><br />Love ya, JennMj Rainshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17509649212935970033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-54628877125457202952009-10-15T13:16:00.223-04:002009-10-15T13:16:00.223-04:00ouch!
BAD KITTY!!!
THOSE ARE MY CHEESEY POOFS...ouch! <br /><br />BAD KITTY!!! <br />THOSE ARE MY CHEESEY POOFS!!!Petit fleurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02626110471501778855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-58531491558795130122009-10-15T10:23:59.042-04:002009-10-15T10:23:59.042-04:00One MUST read on the toilet. It's the law. But...One MUST read on the toilet. It's the law. But really- cats on the back while sitting on the toilet defeat the relaxing properties of the reading. Shut the cat out of the bathroom is my advice.Ms. Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09776404747858099919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-3692707353340665222009-10-15T09:57:25.691-04:002009-10-15T09:57:25.691-04:00May,
I read your comment. That is what sparked me ...May,<br />I read your comment. That is what sparked me to tell this tale. It's just weird how our lives sometimes parallel. <br /><br />I'm a toilet reader, too! My whole damn family are toilet readers.<br /><br />Love you, SB.Sarcastic Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17116577711704241625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76330102904079309.post-81331041072856608552009-10-15T09:47:47.997-04:002009-10-15T09:47:47.997-04:00This is so funny! I just commented on Mama's b...This is so funny! I just commented on Mama's blog that Lupita likes to get on my back when I brush my teeth! Don't tell her about the toilet trick, I just don't need that, especially since I spend waaaaaaay more time reading on the toilet than brushing my teeth.Mayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16719394416574590978noreply@blogger.com