Thursday, December 2, 2010

Uhhhmmmm, Okay

I don't know about you all, but I'd buy this shit for 25 cents at a garage sale just to figure out what the fuck was going on here. Call me curious!

[Actually, I'd try and bargain a bitch down to 10 cents for this shit and only go up to a quarter if I HAD to.]


Mr.Mischief said...

Is that a record? If so, I'll trade you my Swedish folk song music with accordion accompaniment record for it. and yes, I actually own said record...they were three for a buck at the Salvation Army and it was in BRAND NEW condition for some reason...

the guy in the silk taffeta dress said...

Call me curious too.
I'd read it and I agree about getting the price to 10 cents.
The guy at the smoke shop took 50 cents off a package of cigarettes for me today after a tiny bit of haggling.
Good night & sweet dreams,

Syd said...

I can picture this guy with a fuzzy wig and a dress. Not a pretty picture!

Ms. Moon said...

I have a feeling I know what he'd do if he were a woman. It would involve wearing an apron and being sumbmissive.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Mr. M.,
I would have bought that shit too! Laugh.

The guy in the silk tafetta dress,
Clearly, you had a damn good day. Cheaper smokes = GOOD.

No, but to each his own, right?

Ms. Moon,
Good guess!

white rabbit said...

If I were a woman I'd play with my clitoris a lot. But I bet that's not what he's saying..

Sarcastic Bastard said...

White Rabbit,
That made me laugh. Hope you have a great weekend. Thanks for reading me.



Jeannie said...

Dudes holding a bible which means he's going to say "If I were a woman, I would clean the house, prepare a fine meal, ready my man's comfy slippers, get into my prettiest dress and do my hair and makeup fresh for my man coming home from work then afterward suck his cock and let him fall asleep happy"

Sarcastic Bastard said...

That was FUN-NAY!

Parabolic Muse said...

Well, I love it that the guy actually has this on his mind. He probably thinks a LOT about being a woman.