I’ve got an idea for a new MTV show called Cheney Death Watch/House Party. Me and the kids from Jersey Shore will party together every week until he dies, and then we’ll have a REALLY BIG PARTY. Whaddya think?
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The only problem I see with this is that I'm not sure the man will ever die.
Oh well. More parties for you!
Love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved.
When I heard they gave that jackass a new heart, the first thing I pictured was him snatching it from some sick child or otherwise deserving person. Very Mr. Burns-like.
Guess enough money even gets you to the top of the transplant list!
... it would be a long run... cats like Cheney almost always seem to be immortal...
so what will you do for season two? camp out and keep drinking until rush limbaugh kicks it?
miss you and your snark!
xxalainaxx
Can I come? I will party hard, and bring tookillya.
Can you email me? mluehma@falcon.bgsu.edu i miss you/would like to talk to you but when i got my new email address a while back I lost yours :/
Hey, can you email me? I got a new email and i lost your address and i miss you/would love to see how you are. mluehma@falcon.bgsu.edu
Hi can you email me?! I got a new email account and no longer have your email address and i miss you/would love to talk to you. mluehma@falcon.bgsu.edu
-Madi
He got a new heart. Go figure.
I can almost feel the calm, unruffled atmosphere.
Not. ~Mary
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