The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, March 27, 2012
Shit SB Says to Her Idol of GREATNESS, Ms. Moon
I’ve got an idea for a new MTV show called Cheney Death Watch/House Party. Me and the kids from Jersey Shore will party together every week until he dies, and then we’ll have a REALLY BIG PARTY. Whaddya think?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.