Shit SB Says

Blogging is dead. And all of us who still blog are just fucking a dead corpse. And that's fine by me actually.

An Original Poem Entitled "Fog" by SB

[I had a little help from Carl Sandburg on this shit. Credit where credit's due.]

Fog

The damn fog comes

on little cat feets.

A bitch parks its fat ass
over harbor and hood
and then a motherfucker
fucks silently off.

On this blog the celebration of SAME SEX LOVE is allowed.

Here is a delightful picture of George Michaels and his man friend, Fadi Fawaz, holding hands. It warms my heart, and if you don't like it, piss off back to your republican convention.

I am glad to see my posts on porn stars still get so many hits.

I know you sick fucks only stop by to try and get your perve on. THANKS! It's about the only thing that keeps my blog stats alive these days. I'm not too proud, bitches! And you're not either, so fuck you for being holier than fucking thou, motherfuckers.

SB LOVES YOU GEORGE MICHAELS!

OK, my ass knows it's George Michael, but I had a friend who used to say George Michaels and it stuck. Anyhoo, SB's beloved George was involved in a motorway accident yesterday, and you all know how upset I got when he was in jail (a bitch hosted GEORGE MICHAELS JAIL WATCH, and I didn't sleep well til his ass was out of the slam), so I just wanted to wish George well and give him a shout out. We are all THRILLED AS PISS that ONCE AGAIN George has evaded that cold and cunning bastard, Death.

The Moms and I were fans clear back when I was in high school and George was whamming it up and CHOOSING LIFE.

I am George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN, and I defy any of you motherfuckers to say it ain't so!

More info on the heart-stopping (for SB) incident can be found here:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2326118/Singer-George-Michael-hospital-airlifted-scene-M1-crash.html

Thank you Daily Mail (even though George Michaels probably HATES you for tabloiding him all the time) for keeping George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN up to date on George's life events.

I'm actually considering turning this into THE GEORGE MICHAELS NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN blog or a Cat Lovers blog. I can't decide. You can leave your opinion in the comments section, however, I probably won't take it into account. I have the Borderline Personality Disorder, so I'm inconsiderate and self-centered. That's just how I roll, people!

Let's all say a prayer for George's continued recovery. Let's generate some positive energy and blow it George's way! I always wanted to blow George.

One DESPERATE Old HO

Madge, stow your shit, girl. PUT IT AWAY. RIGHT NOW.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2320527/Met-Gala-2013-Madonnas-brunette-bob-goes-unnoticed-steps-fishnet-body-stocking.html

Hooray for Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz!

It's a free country. You can sell your shares of Starbucks and buy shares in another company. 

--Howard Schultz to a shareholder who criticized the company's support for gay marriage

Well done, Mr. Schultz. Way to go! Let's all buy extra coffee at Starbucks to show that we support a company helmed by someone with such obvious integrity.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298637/Howard-Schultz-Starbucks-CEO-video-defending-company-anti-gay-activist.html

Tomas Young: The Last Letter

"Your positions of authority, your millions of dollars of personal wealth, your public relations consultants, your privilege and your power cannot mask the hollowness of your character. You sent us to fight and die in Iraq after you, Mr. Cheney, dodged the draft in Vietnam, and you, Mr. Bush, went AWOL from your National Guard unit. Your cowardice and selfishness were established decades ago. You were not willing to risk yourselves for our nation but you sent hundreds of thousands of young men and women to be sacrificed in a senseless war with no more thought than it takes to put out the garbage."

I urge you to read Tomas Young's The Last Letter in full at:

http://www.truthdig.com/dig/item/the_last_letter_20130318/

Or better yet, watch Tomas read his letter here.

http://www.democracynow.org/2013/3/21/exclusive_dying_iraq_war_veteran_tomas

A very sincere thank you to Truthdig and Democracy Now! for sharing Tomas's words with the world. 

If you don't already think animals are superior to our own species. . . .

He was going to care for the baby, despite the fact that a human being threw it out like so much trash.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297173/Dog-returns-home-Oklahoma-City-carrying-abandoned-body-newborn-baby-girl-mouth.html

Another Death that Morally Bankrupt Rich Kid, George W. Bush, and His Cronies Are Responsible For

"Two days after the September 11 attacks, Mr Young, from Kansas City, Oklahoma, joined the Army to serve his country in a time of chaos. 

In 2004, Mr Young was sent to Sadr City, Iraq. Four days after being deployed, he was shot by a sniper.

He was hit in the collarbone on April 4 while riding in an unarmored Humvee and was instantly paralyzed.

He spoke out against the former leaders for starting a war that he says achieved nothing but killing and maiming a generation of soldiers, all while furthering America's thirst for oil.

Mr Young writes: ‘I write this letter, my last letter, to you, Mr Bush and Mr Cheney.

'I write not because I think you grasp the terrible human and moral consequences of your lies, manipulation and thirst for wealth and power. 

‘I write this letter because, before my own death, I want to make it clear that I, and hundreds of thousands of my fellow veterans, along with millions of my fellow citizens, along with hundreds of millions more in Iraq and the Middle East, know fully who you are and what you have done.’

The veteran continues: ‘You may evade justice, but in our eyes you are each guilty of egregious war crimes, of plunder and, finally, of murder, including the murder of thousands of young Americans – my fellow veterans – whose future you stole.'

‘My day of reckoning is upon me. Yours will come. I hope you will be put on trial. 

'But mostly I hope for your sakes, that you find the moral courage to face what you have done to me and to many, many others who deserved to live.’"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297057/Tomas-Young-Dying-Iraq-war-veteran-Body-War-pens-letter-George-W-Bush-Dick-Cheney.html

God bless you, Tomas Young. I wish you all the best in whatever form it may come. And Tomas, you are right--WE KNOW, WE KNOW, WE KNOW. You will not be forgotten. I promise you that.

Maybe Paul Broun Could Be a Bigger Dumb Ass, but I Doubt It

"God directed that bullet, because if I'd missed, that lion would have been in the back of the truck  with me and I'd have been clawed to death." [That would have been SB's fondest fucking wish.]



If I shot Paul Broun, you can bet your ass I'd happily eat him, though I'll bet his dumb ass isn't particularly tasty either.

For the whole story and more inane quotes from congressman Paul Broun, click below!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2297414/Tea-party-congressman-killed-ate-LION-safari-hunt.html

Dude is a TOTAL FUCKING DOUCHE BAG ASSHOLE.

Billy FUCKING Idol

I'd still hit that shit. You betcha, as that cunt Sarah Palin would say.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2295748/Billy-Idol-57-defies-age-performs-topless-stage.html

Rain, Rain, Fuck Off (a letter to the Moms)

Don’t come again some other damn day. Wow, did we ever have buckets of rain last night. I now understand why they say “rain lashing against the window pane.” Sadly it chose to lash after I had already laid awake for over two hours with insomnia. I’ll bet I got all of 3 and 1/2 hours last night at best. Good thing I made lots of progress on the User Guide yesterday. My ass isn’t going to set any records today.

Once the rain quits, I’ll drive over and check your basement. No sense going over until it’s done. Actually, on second thought, I’ll drop by tomorrow because I have to drop my cocksucking rent check at the bank anyway.

Aunt Bev called while I was out walking Kyle, after I talked to you. If Tex and Bob had called, I would have heard from the whole family. Miraculously, Bev didn’t mention Jesus or unleavened fucking bread once. Thank Christ. She said she just wanted to check on me and see how I was doing.

Love you. Love dad. Hate Ohio. This e-mail will be my blog post for today, since it’s full of blue language. I don’t want to disappoint my readers.

SB

Photo of the Damn Day

We've seent this shit before. Russell Brand helps some homeless bitches out and makes the rest of us look wholly inadequate and self-absorbed, which I am--I mean WE ARE.

Shit SB E-mails Her Idol of Greatness, Ms. Moon

The foundation of all abundance is acknowledging what you already have, or so Eckhart Tolle says. Maybe I need so start a cocksucking gratitude journal or some damn shit.