I’ve got an idea for a new MTV show called Cheney Death Watch/House Party. Me and the kids from Jersey Shore will party together every week until he dies, and then we’ll have a REALLY BIG PARTY. Whaddya think?
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.