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Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Color Dad Disappointed
“Well it’s 2020. We thought there’d be flying cars and shit.”
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
Girl! I've been meaning to call you. I will soon!
Happy New Whatever. Love you.
...yes, it is a New Year and I, too, feel bamboozled..! Glad to see you still come 'round to blog..!
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