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Wednesday, August 8, 2012
Shit SB Says
I swear, somebody can fart nearby and my mood and will changes.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
For me it's the wind changing. I swear.
I burst out laughing.
If you're anything like me, that mood change will involve thoughts of death and violence...or rather, more extreme thoughts of death and violence.
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