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Monday, November 5, 2012
Iggy Does Some Sexy-Assed Red Carpet Shit
I just love this man. My idea of beauty has changed as I'm starting to age more myself. Yep, this is it, motherfuckers. I do not kid.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
That old body shows a lot of life force, doesn't it? And isn't that sort of what beauty is?
Maybe.
You can be old and have a lived-in face, but still be cool. Iggy gives me hope. That's rare these days.
I heart you.
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