OK, my ass knows it's George Michael, but I had a friend who used to say George Michaels and it stuck. Anyhoo, SB's beloved George was involved in a motorway accident yesterday, and you all know how upset I got when he was in jail (a bitch hosted GEORGE MICHAELS JAIL WATCH, and I didn't sleep well til his ass was out of the slam), so I just wanted to wish George well and give him a shout out. We are all THRILLED AS PISS that ONCE AGAIN George has evaded that cold and cunning bastard, Death.
The Moms and I were fans clear back when I was in high school and George was whamming it up and CHOOSING LIFE.
I am George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN, and I defy any of you motherfuckers to say it ain't so!
More info on the heart-stopping (for SB) incident can be found here:
Thank you Daily Mail (even though George Michaels probably HATES you for tabloiding him all the time) for keeping George's NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN up to date on George's life events.
I'm actually considering turning this into THE GEORGE MICHAELS NUMBER 1 AMERICAN FAN blog or a Cat Lovers blog. I can't decide. You can leave your opinion in the comments section, however, I probably won't take it into account. I have the Borderline Personality Disorder, so I'm inconsiderate and self-centered. That's just how I roll, people!
Let's all say a prayer for George's continued recovery. Let's generate some positive energy and blow it George's way! I always wanted to blow George.