Tuesday, August 13, 2013

A reply to one of my best goddamn friends in the world, Ms. Moon

[About the tendency of older Ohioans to sit in their garages, rather than the porch.]

That’s because southerners have some damn sense. Porches are designed for sitting on, enjoying the breeze (or not), and visiting with neighbors. Fucking idiot mid-westerners sit in the DAMN NO-BREEZE fucking garage. Mid-westerners are idiots.

6 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Heh-heh.
Love you lots.

mary i said...

Love Ms. Moon. Yes I agree with you. I "live" on my porch in the summer because that is where life happens.Plus I can have a fan if the breeze is lacking.Your fan from Alabama.

Syd said...

I think porches are a wonderful thing down here. And even the piazzas that are in Charleston and Savannah are totally designed to catch the sea breeze. Who wants to sit in a garage?

Rain8365 said...

Pa has garage sitters as well. I once went to a picnic that took place in the garage even though the day was beautiful and they have a great yard. We couldn't even hear ourselves think do to the poor acoustics of cement floors and walls.

Hope your doing well baby! Getting a good laugh reading your latest opinions. Love ya, Wit

Sarcastic Bastard said...

mary i,
Thank you for your kind comment and for stopping by. Sorry it took my fat ass so long to reply.

Syd,
I remember fondly the porches in Savannah, especially the ones with ceiling fans. You know you are dear to my heart.

Wit,
Glad to hear from you! I think of you, even though my lazy ass doesn't write. Once in awhile I visit your blog still, though my ass doesn't get to do that much blog visiting anymore here at work.

Love to all of you,

SB

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
You are my heart. This you know.

Love,
SB