Tuesday, March 18, 2014

This morning's e-mail to the Moms

Went to the dreaded Walfart last night. Had to buy a size 14 pair of jeans. They are a little roomy, but the size 10s and 12s were getting so tight, it’s like my asshole was sucking them up. It was gross-looking. 


Ms. Moon said...

I know I am losing weight because my fat clothes fit me once again.

Syd said...

Okay! Was that a wedgy then?

heartinhand said...

Asses that suck pants are just rude.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

No, it was my fat fucking ass crack sucking up the fabric. GROSS.

Love you, buddy.


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