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SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
This morning's e-mail to the Moms
Went to the dreaded Walfart last night. Had to buy a size 14 pair of jeans. They are a little roomy, but the size
10s and 12s were getting so tight, it’s like my asshole was sucking them up. It
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.