Tuesday, March 18, 2014

This morning's e-mail to the Moms

Went to the dreaded Walfart last night. Had to buy a size 14 pair of jeans. They are a little roomy, but the size 10s and 12s were getting so tight, it’s like my asshole was sucking them up. It was gross-looking. 

5 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I know I am losing weight because my fat clothes fit me once again.

Syd said...

Okay! Was that a wedgy then?

heartinhand said...

Asses that suck pants are just rude.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Syd,
No, it was my fat fucking ass crack sucking up the fabric. GROSS.

Love you, buddy.

SB

madimaelue said...

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click this link please.

Then email that to your mom! :))

i love you. and i really wanted to share.

Madi