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Friday, December 23, 2011
A Christmas Exchange While Out Walking the Dog the Other Night
Merry Christmas!
Lady, I know you mean well, but I'm about as Christian as Jesus's right nut.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
3 comments:
Now that is a butthead... I mean what crawled up that cat's butt and died..!
Oh, SB, I left you a Christmas greeting too. But you don't have to tell me about Jesus' left nut.
Big Mark,
I'm sayin'.
Ms. Moon,
And I have missed all of you. BELIEVE ME.
Mrs. Miss A.,
I believe I heard that. Laugh.
Syd,
Love you, bro.
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