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Friday, December 23, 2011
Shit SB Says in an E-mail to Ms. Moon
I just said something positive in the hallway to the arrogant son-of-a-bitch I can’t stand. I’ve done my Christmas duty. I even smiled at the fucker.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
LOL... that is rich..!
Mr. M. & Mrs. Miss A.,
I love you and the Mrs. Happy New Year to you both!
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