Sunday, January 8, 2012

Fuck You BP for Your Patronizing Attitude Towards the Southern People

BP thinks the southern people are dumb or have REALLY short memories. Every time I see this ad, I get so mad, I could spit nails. I will NEVER EVER purchase gas from BP. We know what you did, you greedy capitalist fuckers. Your commercial is insulting as fuck. It just rubs salt in the wound.

Aren't y'all sweet BP to have done all of this to help us poor dumb southerners out? Aw shucks. Thanks BP!

I'm still bleeding a little from being fucked in the ass. Maybe y'all can make another commercial about how I ought to be grateful for that, too.


Akannie said...


I nearly have a seizure every time that shit is on the tv..the Irishman rolls his eyes and says to calm down. I can't !!!

Glad to know somebody else feels like that too.

Ms. Moon said...

Oh yeah. Like they've really cleaned all that shit up. Bite my ass.
I love you, Ms. Bastard-Beloved. How's Ginger today?

Lisa D. said...

I will never shop at a BP

Big Mark 243 said...

Urgh... I can't STAND any of the BP commercials... but you do know that they count on apathy when they are trying to convince us of the truth that they have twisted...

... and 'they' all-too often get scott freakin' free... how else can you explain Santorum and Gingrich and their campaigns..?

mrs.missalaineus said...

hey sis!

it's not just you, trust me.


Syd said...

And they pimp an African American lady to do the community outreach--puleasssse.

Denny Coates said...

1. Very few corporations care one whit about the customers they target. Example - Wal-Mart.

2. Yes, they lie. The civilized world is constructed with bullshit. We are literally drowning in it.

Omgrrrl said...

1. I miss your posts.

B. I couldn't agree with your more.

3. This is why I miss your posts.

Lori said...

Don't they have professionals take a look at these commercials and analyze them and what not before they are made public? Thankfully I haven't seen a BP gas station in my little town, but they are now on my boycott list. Glad you found some free time to post. Much love to you from PA.

Mel's Way or No Way said...

Oh how I love a great SB rant! (A well deserved rant I might add.)

Love you babe!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

OOOOH THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! Thanks for reading. You are loved.

Ms. Moon,
Ginger is fine. Just getting sick of the damn halo. Thanks for asking. Much love!

Lisa D.,
Good girl! Thanks for reading.

Big Mark,
I have dropped out of the election. I'm not paying any attention. All a bunch of liars. My blood pressure is way down, consequently.

Mrs. Miss A.,
I didn't figure it was. Love to you and the T-man.

Yeah, gag-inducing. Happy New Year!

I knew you'd get it. Happy New Year to you and my dear Kathleen!

I love you and I miss you, too. I'll be posting when something pisses me off enough. Laugh.

I love you back. Happy damn New Year!

Thanks. I love to rant. Laugh. I love you and A more.

Love to all. Thanks for hanging in with me despite the long absences between posts.


Petit fleur said...

Sigh. It's sickening.

Anonymous said...

Of course your bleeding from your ass, BP stands for butt plug, they have no idea how to plug an oil leak.
X David

warrior scout said...

good call on this one...

thanks for giving it a voice..

Young at Heart said...

no shit.....just too horrid.....

white rabbit said...

Gently. With lots of lube.

Jus sayin ...

Hi btw - i haven't been doinga huige amount of blogging of late either.