Thursday, February 16, 2012

Shit SB Says to Her Idol of Beauty, Ms. Moon

I love the part about Ed writing little notes telling people who collected his junk to get a life. My grandfather, who was a total grouch, used to bitch out the people who came in to his carryout and bought cheap beer. I told him: Well, you carry it. You shouldn’t carry shitty beer if you don’t want them buying it. He called one regular customer cheap to his face. Can you see why I have no inheritance? 


Lo said...

Where have you been....I have missed you.
Love, Lo

Ms. Moon said...

Ms. Bastard-Beloved! Here you are in your own little blog-home! My god. We miss you so much that our hearts have shrunk.

Mr.Mischief said...

We have a store near here where the owner does that all the time-the guy is politically incorrect on purpose and all of his customers love it...constantly when you enter the store you hear "ya, alright you pussy, your wine coolers are $8.99, and fuck you very much"...customer says "here's your money you foreign fuck"...then everyone laughs, they smile and nod and say goodbyes and there ya go..screwed me up the first time I went in there seeing as I didn't know about it at the I go out of my way once in a while to go there for the shits and giggles of it.

Syd said...

You and Ms. Moon are awesome.

Lo said...

What is going on here?
I ft a comment this morning and it disappeared or never appeared.

Just wantedto tell you that I missed you and am glad you are back.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Lo Dear,
They have cracked down on the Internet here at work, and I need my damn job, so. . . .

I will post now and again, but I am tied to my laptop at the job all day, so I am loathe to open it on evenings or weekends.

Love you, Lo. Hope all is well.


Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
Thank you! I love all of you, too.

Mr. M.,
I love that story. I would hang with that guy. Love to you and the Mrs.