The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Thursday, February 16, 2012
More Shit SB Says
We are the only species that offs itself, but we have opposable thumbs. We have that going for us.
What about Lemmings? They do not drink the kool-aid, they jump en masse willingly. Perhaps they are fleeing the anti-depressant pharmaceutical companies I have been up and down in my life. I do know that having nothing to lose is sometimes the most liberating experience that allows us to take giant leaps, positive risks that actually pay off. I hope your readers will feel free to offer an opposable opinion. So glad your back. X David
Thought I'd stop by to see what the 'real people' are doing. Seems like you're still swearin' up a storm. that's what I like about you, consistency. Take care and be well.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
12 comments:
It's all about trade-offs.
Yes. Yes, yes we do.
With more physical complexity comes more ways to mess ourselves up.
Great to see you again.
You have been missed.
SB, I have missed you so much! Glad that you are back for a few posts.
It takes an opposable thumb to pop open a bottle of pills and start a bath. (too soon?)
missed you!
Steph,
You betcha, sis.
Jeannie,
Please e-mail me again, so we can catch up. I lost your address. Love you.
Syd,
I have missed you too. You are dear to my heart.
Omgrrrl,
Love you loads. Thanks for still reading.
Ms. Moon,
You are my heart. You know that.
Love to all,
SB
What about Lemmings?
They do not drink the kool-aid, they jump en masse willingly.
Perhaps they are fleeing the anti-depressant pharmaceutical companies
I have been up and down in my life. I do know that having nothing to lose is sometimes the most liberating experience that allows us to take giant leaps, positive risks that actually pay off.
I hope your readers will feel free to offer an opposable opinion.
So glad your back.
X David
haha Stephanie's comment made me laugh!
Thought I'd stop by to see what the 'real people' are doing. Seems like you're still swearin' up a storm. that's what I like about you, consistency.
Take care and be well.
Peace
and hold a glass......thunbs up to that....!!
I love the shit SB says!
xo
I MISS YOU!
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