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Thursday, May 17, 2012
Important Shit I E-mail to Ms. Moon
Dr. Oz has a BIG pecker. It was in the English papers today. Not naked
unfortunately. It was a pants-ed pecker sadly.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
5 comments:
Was he wearing scrubs? Cause those things don't hide much in the pecker department.
mmmm....fascinating facts!!
Hmmmm, that's food for thought...;)
xoxo
four people i know through blogging posted about this- it must be real news!
xxalainaxx
four people i know through blogging posted about this- it must be real news!
xxalainaxx
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