Friday, June 7, 2013

Mean Shit SB Says to Her Idol of Greatness, Ms. Moon

One of the skinny young guys in here brought in donuts this morning. I just heard this lady I work with say, “I quit smoking last year and ballooned up.” And she really did get fat inordinately quickly. All of this went down as her fat ass reached for a damn donut. This lady has a daughter getting married next year, and she told donut-bringer-guy: “I refuse to be a fat mother of the bride.” If a bitch keeps helping her fat ass to the damn donuts, she ain’t gonna get any skinnier.


Ms. Moon said...

No. You are MY Idol of Greatness. Always.

Kathleen said...

In her defense, Friday WAS National Doughnut Day ;-)

Maureen said...

That is for sure! I am thin and can't stand it when fat ppl. Head straight for the food& then still complain!Stay away from those fattening doughnuts lady!

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Ms. Moon,
NO, YOU ARE THE IDOL OF GREATNESS. I'm shouting, but I don't give a shit--it's my goddamn blog.


Thanks for reading, lady. I SO appreciate it.

Love to all,


gradydoctor said...

OMG. How I have missed thee, SB.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

You know you are special to my heart. I hope you still miss me after you read my post on Paula Deen today. I love you TONS.


gradydoctor said...

OMG are you kidding me? Your Paula Deen post made me love you even MORE! We don't have to fully agree for me to adore you. And actually, I do mostly agree that people should be able to apologize and that not buying her stuff is up to the consumer. (Sorry P-Diddy-Deen, I ain't buying no more cookbooks from you, sugar.)

Real talk, though--your don't-give-a-damn-ness is one of my absolute favorite things about you. So please, please -- keep on cussing out the world. Nobody drops an f-bomb like SB! The world needs you!