Tuesday, February 4, 2014

An Exchange with My Idol, Ms. Moon.

Ms. M: Yesterday when we were in the Costco, they were giving out samples of Cookie Butter (have you heard of this?) spread on cookies. We tried it. It was as awesome as anything could be that has 90 calories per tablespoon. I told the lady handing it out that yes, it was delicious but I would not be buying any because I would take it home and eat the whole jar. She said, "Oh, I can control my eating of sweets. I can only eat so much before I just can't eat any more."
I looked at her and decided that either "so much" was an awful lot or else maybe it's pizza she can't stop eating. The little woman was as round as a door knob.

SB: The guy with the donuts keeps sending e-mails that say stuff like, “DONUTS DO NOT EAT THEMSELVES! GET OVER HERE.” He just wants everybody to wish his fat ass Happy Birthday. Yes, I am a tad cynical about the motivations of my fellow man.

NO, I have not heard of Cookie Butter, but Paula Deen probably came about a thousand times when she heard about it. That was hysterical about the lady. That needs to go on your blog, if it hasn’t already. By the way, it’s pizza I can’t stop eating. Oh, and cookies and cupcakes too. I’m lucky they didn’t bring in cupcakes for Bryan. I would have had to waddle over.

1 comment:

Ms. Moon said...

I can't believe Paula Deen didn't invent that shit herself.