I looked at her and decided that either "so much" was an awful lot or else maybe it's pizza she can't stop eating. The little woman was as round as a door knob.
SB: The guy with the donuts keeps sending e-mails that say stuff like, “DONUTS DO NOT EAT THEMSELVES! GET OVER HERE.” He just wants everybody to wish his fat ass Happy Birthday. Yes, I am a tad cynical about the motivations of my fellow man.
NO, I have not heard of Cookie Butter, but Paula Deen probably came about a thousand times when she heard about it. That was hysterical about the lady. That needs to go on your blog, if it hasn’t already. By the way, it’s pizza I can’t stop eating. Oh, and cookies and cupcakes too. I’m lucky they didn’t bring in cupcakes for Bryan. I would have had to waddle over.