Monday, February 17, 2014

Cross-Car Guy

I wish I had a damn picture, quite frankly. 

Near the Wal-Mart at lunch I passed Cross-Car Guy. It’s this local guy who drives around with a nearly full-size wooden cross hanging out of his back car window. I shit you not. What a nutjob idiotic moronic motherfucker. Only in Ohio (or Florida). Maybe the cross helps weight his car down in the snow and ice. Let us hope! That would be about all it would ACTUALLY do. And also I imagine he’s cold driving around with the back window mostly down. ONE MUST SUFFER FOR JESUS!

Joe just told me that in the warmer months, Cross-Car Guy actually CARRIES the cross around town. I mean if he REALLY wanted to impress, he’d drag that shit through the snow and ice! Convenient Christian.

3 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Well, you can only suffer so much, even for Jesus, I guess.

heartinhand said...

It's your civic duty to snap a picture of this bozo the next time you see him, although you do paint a nice visual.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

TWO COMMENTS! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

I'M IN HEAVEN.

Ms. Moon I adore the fuck out of you.