I think Girl Scout cookies suck ass compared to when I was a kid. They always have Girl Scouts outside our Kroger, trying to guilt you out of your money on the way in and out of the market. I don’t like kids, so I just bare my teeth at them.
Also, little kids are always running up to me when I am walking Ginger or Kyle (The Viking's dog). They always want to "PET THE DOGGIE!” I lie and say they bite small children. I don’t want to be bothered.