Monday, April 16, 2012

Shit SB E-mails Her Idol of Greatness, Ms. Moon

I think Girl Scout cookies suck ass compared to when I was a kid. They always have Girl Scouts outside our Kroger, trying to guilt you out of your money on the way in and out of the market. I don’t like kids, so I just bare my teeth at them.

Also, little kids are always running up to me when I am walking Ginger or Kyle (The Viking's dog). They always want to "PET THE DOGGIE!” I lie and say they bite small children. I don’t want to be bothered.

7 comments:

Young at Heart said...

well a considered warning to the little children is probably no bad thing....... that or shouting kill......!!

Ms. Moon said...

You are MY idol of greatness.
Girl Scout cookies are NOT what they used to be. I am not going to be suckered again by those little sprites.

gradydoctor said...

Except for my kids, right SB??

Lo said...

You are my Idol....you and I may be the only 2 people in or out of captivity who admit they don't like children.

I've got your back....please guard mine.

Omgrrrl said...

Not only do the current Girl Scout cookies suck, they current Girls Scout selling process of sitting in front of the stores, like you said, guilting you into buying a box of cookies ALSO sucks.

I am assuming that they are working on their Lazy Ass Badge.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Grady Doctor,
Right. Your kids are cute as hell. I love you! I miss you!

Lo,
I ALWAYS have your back. Much love to you!

Love to all of you. Thanks for commenting. I miss you guys!!!

Syd said...

I haven't had a GS cookie in 20 years. There are no GS's out here on the island.