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Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Shit SB Says to a Co-Worker
It's my birthday. I'm going to go out at lunch and get drunk and come back a hot mess.
Coming back to you here from Ms. Moon's....... just realied I may not have told you how much I have missed you and how much I hope you are OK and back for good. Love ya'
... as long as you aren't out driving ... it's your birthday and you can get as drunk as you want to... but let's do the same thing next year and you'd take a big step by having a designated driver..!
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
17 comments:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SB!!!!! WE MISS YOU!!
HA!
Admit it! We work together, don't we?!
Pearl
I sure hope you got your wish. Enjoy!
And I say, "Go for it."
And Happy Birthday.
Coming back to you here from Ms. Moon's.......
just realied I may not have told you how much I have missed you and how much I hope you are OK and back for good.
Love ya'
... as long as you aren't out driving ... it's your birthday and you can get as drunk as you want to... but let's do the same thing next year and you'd take a big step by having a designated driver..!
Happy Birthday..!
happy birthday to you. send over from the lovely Ms Moon.
Happy Birthday!
I'll get drunk too on mine!
Cheers!
Happy birthday! I hope that you had a good day whatever you did!
happy birthday!
now where did you go to lunch? did you come back a hot mess?
xxalainaxx
happy, happy birthday SB. you are awesome. xo
The hotter the mess, the better! :)
How was it? Happy fuckin birthday!
oh oh oh happy birthday to you!!!!
How was the day after? ;o))
Sorry I missed your birthday yesterday, SB, but it sounds like it was a good one. Have a great year.
x0 N2
Thanks for all your well wishes. I love my blog family!
Sorry I haven't the time or freedom to respond individually. Rest assured, I still read and delight in all of your kind comments.
I was in bed by 10:00, Brother Hanks. A bitch is old now. Laugh.
Much love to all! Thanks for sticking with me.
SB
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