The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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I thought the same damn thing. Really? Dick? Still here? He lives to shoot more friends while duck hunting. He lives to say stupid things. He lives. He lives? Oh why.
It makes you wonder? I always say as a joke that he's the anti-Christ. How does the fucker luck out with everything? You think all that karma he exudes would have come back at him by now...
Glad I checked in. Your wit and intelligence is still in tack. Thank God...The good really do die young and the rotten motherfuckers live forever. I still don't get the system that the powers in charge make when letting an evil human outlive a sweet, kind one. Go figure...
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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I thought the same damn thing.
Really? Dick? Still here?
He lives to shoot more friends while duck hunting. He lives to say stupid things.
He lives.
He lives?
Oh why.
Oh....I do love ya'.
It makes you wonder? I always say as a joke that he's the anti-Christ. How does the fucker luck out with everything? You think all that karma he exudes would have come back at him by now...
there will be some kind of party (in hell?) when he finally kicks the bucket!
I wonder if he realizes that many people despise him. I wonder if he cares.
Glad I checked in. Your wit and intelligence is still in tack. Thank God...The good really do die young and the rotten motherfuckers live forever. I still don't get the system that the powers in charge make when letting an evil human outlive a sweet, kind one. Go figure...
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