The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012
No, I did NOT write the Urban Outfitters X-mas ad. Those bitches stole my schtick though. Pay up, you bunch of thieving whorish motherfuckers!
I really don't get why parents are so upset. It's not like they haven't all said the words themselves a billion times. Hello. Kids use the words because adults get upset about it. You idiot parents are making the desire for the products larger. Urban outfitters will be thanking you from the bottom of their bank accounts.
When my kids decided to say "Fuck you" as angry teens, I turned it back and said "No, fuck YOU". I did not throw a hissy fit over a stupid word. Some think it is disrespectful but the disrespect is there whether or not the words are spoken. I don't want fake respect because that means you don't have a real relationship. I'd rather anyone told me to fuck off to my face than to yap behind my back. I may go buy one of those fucking shirts.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
4 comments:
I really don't get why parents are so upset. It's not like they haven't all said the words themselves a billion times. Hello. Kids use the words because adults get upset about it. You idiot parents are making the desire for the products larger. Urban outfitters will be thanking you from the bottom of their bank accounts.
When my kids decided to say "Fuck you" as angry teens, I turned it back and said "No, fuck YOU". I did not throw a hissy fit over a stupid word. Some think it is disrespectful but the disrespect is there whether or not the words are spoken. I don't want fake respect because that means you don't have a real relationship. I'd rather anyone told me to fuck off to my face than to yap behind my back. I may go buy one of those fucking shirts.
Jean,
Clearly, you have some damn sense.
Best,
SB
1. jean come teach in my district.
i concur with the both of you!
xxalainaxx
Mrs. Miss A.,
I love you and Tony. Happy holidays! I hope you guys get some vacation time to spend together.
I agree about Jean. Clearly, she has some damn sense, so the schools will NEVER hire her. You were an anomaly, baby. You slipped through.
SB
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