The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Friday, December 14, 2012
We LOVE Janice. She's our kind of crazy!
And a bitch hit PAY DIRT. Think how much money she'll save! Janice is engaged to a psycho-pharmacology expert. HOT DAMN. You go, girl!
But seriously, SB loves you, Janice. I wish you all the best.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
2 comments:
I used to watch her modeling show. Too bad she dont have it no more.
Daddy Squeeze Me!
You know I love you. We are damn peas in a pod.
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