Hurry--Only 4 Days Left to Vote for the Biggest Damn Whore!

Hurry up and vote--there are only four days left to decide Who's the Biggest Damn Whore in the Sarcastic Bastard poll. George Michael is currently leading by a penis.

Go George Michaels, as my ignorant fucking friend WHO THOUGHT HER ASS WAS A REAL FAN, used to call Wham Boy.

And I don't care if George is gay. SB is in LOVE with him! I'd cut my hair short and let him put his thang in my no-no hole. [And if you are offended by this, I don't give a fuck. Go read another damn blog. I'll say whatever I want.]

Some Danceable George Michaels Shit

Ok, so I know it's actually George Michael, but I had a friend who thought it was George Michaels, so I still call him that shit. SB REALLY ADORES George Michaels, and yes, I was a Wham fan, too, though Andrew Ridgeley was sort of useless as far as I could tell. George's ass was jumping around in short shorts when I was still in high school. CHOOSE LIFE!

Here is some danceable George Michaels shit to start your day. Actually, in this viddy it REALLY is George Michaels with an -s, because there are two of him. Double the fun! I know he doesn't like the vadge, people. You don't need to remind me. My heart was broken a thousand times!