Photo of the Damn Day

Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm, okay. Can you say UNCOMFORTABLE? The daddy has more chest hair than my Aunt Frieda. That ho is hirsute, motherfuckers.

Photo of the Damn Day

Jesus, Joseph, & Mary. They now do people face transplants. Can't they do something about this shit and get poor Chase a damn face? Help a bitch out.

Imagine seeing this shit staring back at you in the middle of the damn night. I guess that is uncompassionate of me. Oh well. Get over that shit. I'm not Mother Damn Theresa. That ho was a virgin.