[How could you kiss this shit after kissing John Stamos? Is Rebecca Ramen-Noodles blind? Does she have the Acute Retinal Necrosis Syndrome?]
Okay, people, SB digresses momentarily. Anyhoo, I just found out that BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL, Rock of Love Bus WILL NOT BE ON TONIGHT! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? So, basically, SB has to go for a full week without the skankiness that a new episode of ROLB provides.
I will have to try and comfort myself with some skank from last season. I'll go on, but IT'S NOT EASY! I hope you enjoy your damn game, motherfuckers! NOT.
