The Cute!

I act EXACTLY LIKE THIS on the first sunny day, here in this beautiful shithole, Ohio. My friends (yes, I have a few, you fuckers) are always pulling my ass off of the highway that runs right behind our house.

By the way, there was a note with this video that said, sadly, this cute little guy was smashed across both lanes of highway shortly after this was filmed. Art fueled by death = GREAT ART.

Just kidding.