You know how SB loves her animal stories, peeps. Well, here's an animal really after my cold stone creamery heart--an alcoholic badger. I am going to see whether I can adopt his ass. We can put away the vino together. It sucks to drink alone. And don't be all high and mighty. We've all been solo drunks at one time or another, so just admit that shit right now.
Link to story at Dlisted: http://dlisted.com/node/32891
