All Dogs Go to Heaven: a Post from Syd

Check out this post (link below) at my friend, Syd's, excellent recovery blog: I'm Just F.I.N.E. It made me laugh so hard. It's a church war, peeps! And for once my ass is siding with the Catholics. Of course dogs go to heaven, you dumb Presbyterian fuckers! [And don't you damn Presbyterians be putting pro-Presbyterian shit in the comments section either. I can see what's coming. Actually, I lied, confrontation is welcome because that will drive my readership totals up.]

Anyhoo, SB always reads church signs as I drive by (I am compelled) and then usually curse for about a mile down the road about how damn ignorant the sign posters were. I get myself all worked up. Sometimes, I even argue with myself and pretend to be the person who posted the ignorant fucking sign AND GET EVEN MORE WORKED UP. It's fun to be angry goddamnit! To be angry is to be alive, and if I teach you nothing else from reading this blog, let it be that! Also, you will never be bored if you entertain yourself, because who else is going to do it? Certainly not that fat fuck Rush Limbaugh or that swine Bill O'Reilly. Okay, I'm getting TOO worked up now. I need to go cut the lawn or some shit and calm the fuck down.

Here's Syd's church sign war post: http://fine-anon.blogspot.com/2009/05/all-dogs-go-to-heaven.html