Conversation with the Moms

[Scene: SB is getting ready to pump gas, and the dumb bitch sitting in the car next to her is smoking a cig.]

the Moms: That lady is smoking, and you are about to pump gas.

SB: I wish that ho would stamp that shit out. I don't want to wind up like Chase No Face.

One of the Most Ridiculous Things SB Has EVER Seen!

Can you tell me why this Web site is necessary--no NOT mine--the one I am linking to below, you smart-ass motherfuckers. Of course, I am going to have to become a regular reader of Chase No Face now, people! I am also compelled to watch freak nights on Discovery, when they show stuff like The Baby Born with Nine Arms and The World's Fattest Man or shows about guys with Elephantitis of the nuts. I love those shows! They fascinate me in a kind of We Who Are Not as Others way.

Anyhoo, the site linked below is so fucking RIDICULOUS (did I mention it's RIDICULOUS?) that it completely shocked me out of my bad mood, and I can't stop smiling now.

WARNING: The pictures are disturbing on SO MANY LEVELS! Of course, I had to share.

Link to the RIDICULOUS: http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/