Real Doll of the Month for Swedish Lovers

This month's Real Doll is for you lovers of blond, blue-eyed Swedish types. Her ass reminds me of Brit Ekland or some shit. And don't be writing me if Brit Eckland isn't Swedish! You get my point here. I don't need damn fact-checkers reading my blog. I don't need your damn data, motherfuckers.

One of my old bosses needed data to support everything. His motherfucking ass was like Spock. In the midst of sex with his wife, Cherie, he probably needed to see data to be sure she came, which she didn't, because she was an utter bitch and walked around with a damn stick the size of a goal post up her ass.

Creepy Real Doll of the Month

What's up with this busted ho's mouth? Has this Real Doll owner been getting too many blow jobs? Yeah, real women look like this shit--real women who give a lot of blow jobs! And don't ask me how I know. I can close my mouth, motherfuckers.

Real Doll of the Month: Linda Evangelista

This ho sort of looks like a blond Linda Evangelista. Her "daddy" has obviously gone to great trouble with her hairstyle. Bitches hair looks better than mine! GOTDAMN!

Creepy Real Doll of the Week/Month

Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmm, okay. This shit is relatively disturbing. But if you watched the Real Doll documentary, starring Gordy, you know that sometimes these plastic hos have to be shipped off for refurbishment. They have to have their vaginas and no-no holes redone because they wear out.

Even in a crate, this bitch's hair looks better than mine! Damn! SB is having a really BAD hair day.

Creepy Big-Tittayed Real Doll of the Week/Month

SB can't decide if this shit should be a weekly or monthly feature, hence the confused title of this post. I'll have to see how much photographic fodder there is available. I'm trying to bring back the word fodder, so I bolded it to make it stand out. Please support me in this endeavor and drop it into conversation or e-mails from time to time! So far, the photo fishing for Real Dolls has been pretty damn good.

Check out this ample-tittied chica. WOWSA!