The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Creepy Real Doll of the Month
What's up with this busted ho's mouth? Has this Real Doll owner been getting too many blow jobs? Yeah, real women look like this shit--real women who give a lot of blow jobs! And don't ask me how I know. I can close my mouth, motherfuckers.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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