The Famewhore Squirrel Welcomes Motherfuckers to Sarcastic Bastard. It's not easy being THE SPOKESWHORE OF AMERICA, but sometimes a bitch has got to sacrifice!
SARCASTIC BASTARD BLOG
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Say Something Nice
I'm sure you did a great job raising Norman! I'm sure it wasn't your fault he grew up to be a serial killer.
[OR]
You can never be too rich or too. . .uhhhhmmmmmmmmm, yeah, well, you know.
I am a Gen-X, lazy, manic-depressive bastard, with an eating disorder, OCD, and a propensity for alcoholism. I am basically hell to live with, but I enjoy red wine, Ritalin, reality TV, and disdainful cats. This description could also be useful as a personal ad for a dating service.
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