Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Radio City Music Hall Jesus

You know, I don't like it when Jesus has better legs than me! It just seems, well, WRONG somehow.

This Jesus could be a damn Rockette! His ass could have a second career in show biz. He could be THE LORD OUR GOD and a chorus-line dancer. Anything is possible with the Lord, people! And don't you forget that shit.

Can you imagine if Jesus were a Rockette? All the other Rockettes would be afraid to kick higher than him. You don't want to out-do the Jeez. He could send you to the warm place.


Beth said...

SB, how can you take a moment to compliment Jesus on his legs and not even comment on his obviously lethal jaundice?? The cross is the least of his concerns.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Pertinent point.