Friday, March 20, 2009

British Family Too Fucking Fat to Work Want More Welfare Money

What a fine example these parents are setting for the kiddies! They want more dole money so they can buy more Cheez Whiz and Cheese Doodles and frozen pepperoni pizza and Coke. At least dad has the sense(?) to wear a loose-fitting shirt. Why do fat women always want to wear skin-tight shirts that show their belly rolls? DISGUSTING. These hos should all be wearing shirts like the daddums has on.

And don't any of you Big Beautiful Bullshit ladies start writing hateful shit in the comments section about SB being a sizeist either! I SURE AS FUCK AM. And when I'm "on the chub" as the Moms would say, I wear a big loose shirt. I don't accentuate my fat, motherfuckers!
D-I-S-G-U-S-T-I-N-G.

Check out the Telegraph article on this family of fat lazy fuckwits (thanks Alec): http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

3 comments:

Alec 'Beanpole' Beattie said...

I feel obliged, for the sake of my fellow Scots and brothers and sisters in Wales (all part of Britain) to let you all know that these monstrously F A T wobblebottoms are English. Therefore 'Fat Fucking English Bastards Too Fucking Fat To Work Want More Dole Money Or Will Carry Out Threat To Block Out Sun' would be my headline...

Beth said...

I think you have failed to consider that perhaps the women's shirts were loose when put on that morning and perhaps a few too many portions of the Full English Fry Up or Bubble and Squeak consumed during the day caused the fabric to strain. Never underestimate the Full Fry-Up SB, never, never, never.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I didn't wish to offend, Alec. That's why I stressed "British" in the subject line.

NOT SCOTTISH--BRITISH!

You may be quite right about the fry-up, Beth!