Thursday, March 5, 2009

Tortoise Trying to Eat a Damn Grape Tomato

I know how this fucker feels. The frustration of this tortoise, trying to bite this juicy red tomato, is my whole life in a nutshell. This sorry little pantomime is symbolic for the unceasing frustration that life presents. And obviously, you don't have to be a damn human being to feel it.

Don't tell me your life isn't frustrating either. BULLFUCKINGSHIT. You can take your happy Doris Day ass and go read Rachael Ray's blog or some shit. She's perky. We don't do perky around here.

Link to that fat happy chipmunk, Rachael Ray's, site:

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