If you couldna guessed it, this here's a Sewing Club. What is up with older broads and floppy hats?If my liver somehow miraculously holds up and I make it to this age, please fucking shoot me if you EVER see me wearing a floppy hat. Also, please shoot me if I join any sort of craft, garden, or sewing club, unless there is booze involved. I would become a damn Mormon if there was booze involved, people!
If I must wear a hat to join an opium or drinking club, SB will be a defiant pensioner/motherfucker and wear a backwards Ed Hardy baseball cap or some shit. I'm down with that.
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3 words my friend: female pattern baldness
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